Luke Martin

Northern Michigan University '25
NDSU MATrg '27

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[Brendan Hartnett @BrendanHartnett]

Two days ago, Trump said people calling him a "king" led to the most recent assassination attempt:

"The reason you have people like that is you have people doing No Kings. I'm not a king."

[Luke Martin @LukeMartinAT]

@AgentMaroon007 @matthewwinick @SkinsHoops86 Guy has a nasty 3 ball. Learn to stretch the floor, it's 2026 not 1985. Bigs shoot now.

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point.

NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious.

A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading.

Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.

[NDSU Women's Basketball @NDSUwbb]

#⃣1⃣

The Bison moved into the top spot in the @collegeinsider Top 25 poll for the first time in program history!

📰: https://t.co/hEp7HdVkFa

[Luke Martin @LukeMartinAT]

@BrennenGable @Coach_Mistro @CoachZim_UJ @arott23 @WFMustangAD @Sheyennefball I see that pink spat 👀👀
Congrats Gable!

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

― George Orwell, 1984

[Dom Izzo @DomIzzoWDAY]

You want some more perspective on how long it’s been since #NDSU beat #SDSU in Brookings?

It happened on the same day of this game.

December 4, 2010.

[Luke Martin @LukeMartinAT]

@dwlub_devin @Jomboy_ Irony is a hell of a drug

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Just your daily reminder to fix your divots, tip your caddy well, and fuck ICE.

[Dom Izzo @DomIzzoWDAY]

Current Summit League women's basketball NET rankings:

44. #NDSU
50. #SDSU
119. #USD
161. ORU
248. St. Thomas
261. Kansas City
293. Denver
329. #UND
359. Omaha

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

American hero, Mark Kelly has only had one wife. After she was shot in the head, he retired from the Navy and NASA to care for her and help in her recovery.

Pete Hegseth’s current wife is the woman he got pregnant when he was cheating on his 2nd wife who was also pregnant.

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

The best course in the world is the one you're playing with good people on a nice day.

Everything else is just marketing.

[ESPN @espn]

Thank you, Coach 🫶

[Sioux Falls Golf @siouxfallsgolf]

RESULTS: Par 3 Championship powered by First Class Dental Care

RESULTS: https://t.co/KwvP0lIO4S
GGID: 25KPPAR3

Huge thank you to First Class Dental Care, Coors Light & Tito's Handmade Vodka for making this event possible! Thank you to the Kuehn Park staff for their efforts!

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

"I like Hollywood, I just like Minneapolis a little bit better." - Prince

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

One of a kind 🌸

Congratulations to Marc-Andre Fleury on an incredible NHL career ❤️

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

We only have one question...

Do you believe in Miracles?

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

Feb. 22, 1980 in Lake Placid, N.Y. 📌

45 years ago today, the U.S. Men's Olympic Ice Hockey Team defeated the highly favored Soviets. A day that will forever be known as the Miracle on Ice 🤩

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Tkachuk Brothers