Luke Mauer

Funny. Kind. Bengals fan. Opinions Anonymous.

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@BosCardHunter Who would you propose using as an alternative? Do you have a favorite?

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

Not sure about the outfits but I promise we have the best group ever! @KWallpe

[Cincinnati Santacon @CincySantacon]

Who has what it takes to be the best Santa? https://t.co/NfYaLeZ0Zi

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

Me every time I bet the over: “That’s gotta go.”

Me every time I bet the under: “Miss.”

Basketball no matter what: Opposite

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

This team!!! Wins make everything better.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

By popular demand...

Locker Room Celly | @KetteringHealth

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@thebengalorian You’ve been a season ticket holder forever. You know better. Last year I don’t even think we got the sticker. Or I accidentally ripped it opening the envelope

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@bcoy96 Watched also! Mixed reviews.

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@Dlamping85 @StumpGuyTy I’ve got about 13 of them for you!

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@brettcoy RIP

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@brettcoy The high noon banner

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@joe2009iu I bet the mortgage on Pacers ML so it was a big card day!

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@brettcoy @CNLiberalism Kind of me 🤣🤣

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

Time to renew my subscription!

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

DALTON CASTLE IS COMING BACK. 🦚

This UFO vignette aired on ROH TV tonight confirming the return of Dalton Castle finally after 11 months. LET'S GO.

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

I was off socials for 2 days and Trump and Elon hate each other?? Wtf happened?!

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@brettcoy @gabbgoudy @FanDuel @Dbacks Would you make Alan pay for it? HELL. YES.

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

Me every Sunday during football season @brettcoy

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@bobandtom @Kristileenews
For the running bit about how easy it is to fly a plane!

[Bengals Graphics @bengalsgraphic5]

Ja’Marr and Tee have the same agent

They’re both reportedly close to signing

A joint signing announcement/press conference seems only fitting

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

Why can we not get out of our own way being such a toxic culture? Relax. Did you enjoy the SB year? I encourage you 2 google that roster. Things are fine. Let the offseason play out. 2 straight 9-8 years? Where were you a decade ago? Calm down and don’t be so negative #Bengals

[Luke Mauer @LukeMauer33]

@thebengalorian @zimwhodey Pointless. You’re getting a similar talent. Would end up the same. My opinion is if you’re trading Trey you’re getting 2-3 new starters. Awful defense with one great pass rusher. How would that change with Garrett?