Luke Myers

Runner of Marathons & everything in between, disciple of Jürgen Norbert Klopp, Food & Craft Beer enthusiast, very occasionally found behind a set of decks.

[Luke Myers @LukeMyers_91]

Ran a Marathon yesterday, did alright...
26.2 = 2:54:26 // Sub 3 achieved 🏅🙌🏼

[Luke Myers @LukeMyers_91]

@sj_perkins

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

🎟️ Win Championship Play-Off Final tickets 🎟️

Thanks to the @EFL we have a pair (x2) of tickets for both @NFFC & @htafc fans 😍

📆 Sunday 29th May 16:30
🏟️ Wembley Stadium

RT, follow us and tag a mate for the chance to win - winners will be notified by DM

#NFFC #htafc

[Luke Myers @LukeMyers_91]

@UtilitaArenaBHM @bmthofficial Queue for box office at a standstill half an hour before the set, what’s going on? Absolute shambles.

[Joey D'Urso @josephmdurso]

Whoever runs the @England TikTok account, I'll have what they're having

[Luke Myers @LukeMyers_91]

Sean Dyche having zero time for his assistant drink his water like an absolute numpty. #BURLIV

[Ellie-27 @1_The_Wake]

Buckles was H but this was him when he saw another prisoner getting killed 🤷🏻‍♀️ what I don’t believe this #LineofDutyFinale #LineOfDuty

[BossDon @BossDon_001]

If the final episode was a person

#LineOfDuty

[KIT @kitgibb3000]

A more believable H
#LineOfDuty

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

#OnThisDay in 2005, @luchogarcia14 netted this 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 against Juventus 🤩

What a night ⚽️

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

"What a goal, what a night!" 💥

Sixteen years ago today, @luchogarcia14 did this to Juventus on the road to Istanbul🔥

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Indoor flags don't make much sense, do they?
Also, is this treason?

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Lovely to watch Charlie Stayt tell Robert Jenrick that his flag isn’t big enough!
@TVNaga01 couldn’t disguise her joy
We all agree
https://t.co/BPp7MpQHdm

[Out of Context Masterchef @NoContextMC_UK]

Playing it cool when the person you’re obsessed with pays you a compliment.

[Luke Myers @LukeMyers_91]

A daily reminder that there is a massive difference between free speech & hate speech. It’s not okay for ‘free speech media’ to blur the lines between the two. A lot of love for @AyoCaesar for the work she’s doing to highlight this. Her interview with @mrjamesob is a great watch.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

In December Julie Burchill accused me of worshipping a paedophile and called me an Islamist.

After legal action, she has apologised in full for these falsehoods, for playing into “Islamophobic tropes” and making “racist and misogynist” comments about my appearance and sex life.

[Out of Context Masterchef @NoContextMC_UK]

When you’ve been ghosting them for two weeks, then you see them in the Co-op.

[Out of Context Masterchef @NoContextMC_UK]

When one of the boys brings over the tray of shots midway through the sesh on June 21st.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

When you're over at your mum's & she puts on Mrs Brown's Boys

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Happy 4 year anniversary to the best interview of all time

[Out of Context Masterchef @NoContextMC_UK]

Rinsing your friend on non uniform day.

#MasterChefUK #MasterChef #NoContextMasterChef