Luke Æ Roberts

Waffle House veteran

FN: Elusive MooseCNM

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

Me when I play Madden

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

The Giants ran the SAME PLAY 4x in a row and the Cowboys STILL can't stop them 😭

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

You have to pay a special tax just to own a TV in Britain btw

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Say hello to your 12 new baking besties 🫰

Bake Off starts Tuesday 22nd September at 8pm on Channel 4. #GBBO

[rhi @amongthievs]

those of us who love driving around responsibly in video games are gonna have the time of our lives

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This will be an unpopular opinion on the Right but I think this is kind of dumb, even as a troll. Lake Ontario was given that name on maps by European explorers long before the Canadian province of Ontario was named. There are several cities in America called Ontario -- at least one of them predating the Canadian province by like 100 years -- because the word originates with native tribes in North America. It's not a Canadian invention. Canadians never uniquely owned the lake or the name. So in effect all you're doing here is actually giving them credit for a thing that wasn't theirs to begin with. Yeah it's funny when Canadians are upset I guess or whatever, but Lake Ontario, the name itself, is *American* history dating back many centuries. Not sure how you own Canada by deleting your own history.

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

@WhiteHouse So you're saying HOMES becomes SHAME. Got it 😭

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

Great great. HOMES becomes SHAME 😭

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Good morning, America 🇺🇸

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

Dear Outlook,

Why can't you just be normal? Why must the emoticons be randomized. We've never, nor will we ever, use most of these suggested emotes. Especially at work.

Sincerely,
Everyone

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

Kenny Kawaguchi, my man!

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

Ronald Acuña Jr. is so back

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

Don't get me wrong, C Isn't Sharp deserves to get the book thrown at him, but he's definitely going down as one of the most legendary names in CoD history

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

I'm convinced these types of studies are almost always correlation and rarely causation.

Is it:
"Flossing your teeth means fewer strokes."

Or is it:
"People who take care of themselves better have fewer health problems." 🧐

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Dental flossing was significantly associated with a lower risk of ischemic stroke in a 2025 study.

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

@MrBeast 6,227,777 #Promotion

[App State Athletics @appstatesports]

Freddy, do we have a story for you!

#GoApp

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

I've been in Korea for 10 years. It's not perfect (air quality, workaholic lifestyle, etc) but there's a peace that's hard to describe since I no longer think about who's around me at night, or if I locked my doors, or if I leave my laptop on the table at Starbucks.

Lots of things I miss about the US for sure, but not this.

[Matt Kim @mattkim1]

I’ve been living immersed in South Korea for the last month with my wife and daughter.

We just leave the stroller outside if we go in anywhere.

Because no one’s going to steal it.

I met a friend for lunch. He rode his bicycle. He just left it outside in an alley without a lock.

It was still there 2 hours later.

Another friend mistakenly left his phone on a park bench. When he finally retraced his steps and went back 4 hours later, his iPhone was still there.

I walked by a KPop concert. The fans who traveled from outside of Seoul to attend just left their luggage outside the subway station. No locks. No security.

Koreans take this for granted. They don’t realize this is not normal for most the world, especially America.

When I ask about it, they just respond, “of course, why would someone take it?”

Can you imagine any of these things happening or being possible in NYC or LA or *insert city*?

And IF, something were to be stolen in Korea, the police would investigate. Because in a high trust society, rules and norms matter.

There’s no “under $1000” law.

Theft is theft.

And trust is trust.

Will this social norm ever be possible in America?

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

@YokoKuramaVR @chknhasmeatinit @FortniteStatus Exactly. And she had the infinite boots too. As soon as she came down from the first rift, she could have easily slid into storm to extract them 😔

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

This is genius on fortnite's part btw. Make them so rare that you essentially HAVE to trade them to collect them all, which means you have to play with your friends (or make new ones), which means more active players consistently online, and probably more people having fun in return.

[Boppinzz @BoppinzzFN]

The galaxy zero point sprite has a 0.000001% of spawning 🤯

That means you have a 1 in 100 MILLION chance of getting it when opening a chest

This is 52 TIMES RARER THAN THE GUMMY ZERO POINT 😭😭

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

Happy 6/7 to all who celebrate

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

This is what most people think happened for us to all be alive today btw

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Heartwarming: Rocket randomly assembles following explosion

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Luke Æ Roberts @LukeRobertsMI]

Who's gonna tell him

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.