Lucas

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

And then the FBI shows up at your house accusing you of assassinating the president. But when they bring you in your gun doesn’t have the firing pin so how could it be you?Next thing you know you’re in an all out war with the crooked FBI agents. You’re Mark Wahlberg https://t.co/N4CcD5lcaW

[Andrew Sabatini @andrew_sabatini]

MEN— picture this,

10 years from now u are living mountain side single & happy sitting on the porch drinking a beer before dusk.
You call your boys outside, they come running out all barkin & waggin, they sit by you and you all watch the sun fall over the mtns

Life is good..

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@ERICK1NG You had me at DUDE

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@ERICK1NG

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@C_Lyda22 Best show ever

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

Hey @JLo happy birthday. If you’re 49 I’m 49

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@Jacob_eischen will you aux mine like the good ole days at 51 https://t.co/5uSL8DCRQz

[Kim Huang @KimHuangNBA]

If Carmelo Anthony goes to the Houston Rockets I’ll buy NBA 2k19 for everyone who RT this...and yes, I’m serious. @Ronnie2K get this message out! #Melo #XB1 #PS4

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@christianlwallr Yeah don’t ya just hate when those dang miners start mining in the middle of the murphys line?

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@BoDaycious More of a Marilyn Manson kinda guy actually

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

Listening to Spotify makes me nervous because what if my friends see what I’m listening to and start to judge me. Like really? Bad and Boujee again? That’s the 7th time this week

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

If you don’t scream every word to this song you’re wrong

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Bob Ross videos and then asked it to write a Bob Ross video of its own. Here is the first page.

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@JakeNicholas5 Nice

[Mardi @mardiithomas]

I AM WHEEZING SO HARD LAUGHING RN OMG PLZ WATCH THIS

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@maydenhiller Have you thought about switching to BRUT?

[JM @X_ch1co_X]

If i have fun today i can’t have fun tomorrow, sorry. https://t.co/Je42RUFTse

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

If you’re gonna win let alone be nominated for MVP maybe have a speech prepared like a professional? Idk that’s just me

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@sallyalee_ I can’t tell you how many times I heard “mom I’m scared”.. like lady plz take your child out of the theatre

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@ZMullinsUrHero First of all it’s Dr. Thunder.. and second of all Casey’s has BOMB pizza. 😤

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@FlyingTee Smart play

[Lucas @LukeSchnare]

@FlyingTee https://t.co/fdvJpQckzC