ShawThing.

Talking about something I love but don't enjoy.

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

"DDG rolls it out to Shaw, who plays it inside to Pogba, now to Martial, he beats the defender, Mkhitaryan with the dummy & its ZLATAAAAAN"

[Rob Harris @RobHarris]

At FIFA meeting in London, approach @FAIreland president John Delaney to ask about UEFA election campaign. His girlfriend orders me away

[Sky Sports Statto @SkySportsStatto]

@MarceyMat
Man Utd won 10-1 (v Dortmund) in 1964 - they did not lose

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

@DanielWooller @ONLYMUFC1 the rules which came in last year changed it to that I think

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

@TheWolfInside_ so because United won the UEL, their position in the UCL via the league is transferred a position down to 5th place?

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

@ONLYMUFC1 yeah! I thought the concept changed though, cause this season la liga got five teams in the champions league cause Sevilla won it

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

@ONLYMUFC1 what happens to the space available from the Europa League which we can't then fill as we also got top four? Runners up?

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Help needed: If United win the Europa League & finish within the top 4 does that mean that whoever finishes 5th in England get into the UCL?

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

A Mormon choir singing at the Presidential inauguration, whereas if you even see one in the U.K. it's a swift 'nah not today' 😂😂

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Thanks for all the free kicks you scored pal @Memphis

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Goodbyeeeeee my lover, goodbyeeee my friend https://t.co/xXxY0Dz0c0

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Serie A is the shit rn. Watched a few games recently on BT sport and they've been more entertaining than the 'Best league in the world'.

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Think the majority of us United fans are quite confident of a win today. That is massively scary and worrying.

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

@5liveSport did not think Bolasie had good English like that 😂😂

[Abi Paterson @abipaterson]

At least I chose a good photo for my what's app picture. What a day.

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Fact of the day: being offside doesn't actually dampen the quality of goal. Mkhi.❤️ https://t.co/4fO7tU3QfB

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

.@Ibra_official: @EASPORTS Player of the Month
@HenrikhMkh: Goal of the Month

Congratulations on your @PremierLeague awards, lads! 🏆👏 #MUFC

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Remember I thought Schneiderlin would become like prime Roy Keane instead he had a Utd career less useful than Anderson

[ShawThing. @LukeShawThing]

Europa League is literally our everything. Lol.