Luke Short

DC Sports Fan. Military Vet. East Coaster living in the PNW #BlackLivesMatter

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@justinC101DC @BrendanDarr Sam Howell blamed himself, ergo he has zero clue. Checkmate

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@kangaroos991 @KnotsThoughtz

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@IndefiniteLT @CovertShores 😉😉😉

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@shootermcgavin Where do I send the $5000?

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@GenMhayden A fun thing to do is go through this thread and see how many people yelling at the general have called other people snowflakes on their own timeline.

Spoiler alert: it's a lot

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@DanSimp38009412 @Jim_Jordan I’m the dumb one? Ok Marine, keep eating your crayons

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@DanSimp38009412 @Jim_Jordan lol, you're bio says FUKn fearless and Semper fi, but you're scared of blue cities.

Soft

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Miss you Matty

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Found out I guy I served with passed away this weekend, 44 years old, same as me. We were so close once.
We stayed in touch for maybe 10 years or so after we got out. Then I lost touch. Thought about trying to track him down so many times.

If you miss someone, don’t wait.

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@atrupar This might be the saddest tweet in history

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@Cpl_Dont_Know Don’t know you other than that you’re a vet. If you need someone to talk to DM me. Hope things get better

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@SheaSerrano The people in my office are going to be complaining about "slow internet" soon

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@SheltieDad79 Lol, please google an admiral….any admiral. They are old and often times a little pudgy

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@SuperSQUID19 Wait, isn’t this Mama Fritelli from the Goonies?

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Why is this showing up in my “following” feed when I’m not following the Steelers? Twitter used to be so great. Elon is the fucking worst

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@lehman218 @HatClub You are now ignoring the input of a guy that works for a hat company that sells New Era hats. I tried to correct you too, and I worked for MLB. Where does this misplaced confidence come from? I cant imagine who else you'd need to hear from to accept this fact

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@jamesvenes @lehman218 @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub The official on field hat of MLB. Literally the only hat players are allowed to wear on field during a game (BP hats are a little different, but I digress). Every one of them comes with a flat brim

https://t.co/HJ9K3EQGVq

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@jamesvenes @lehman218 @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub Like, people can be wrong, happens to everyone. It's the unwillingness to accept being wrong that always amazes me

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@lehman218 @jamesvenes @ClintArnoldLV @darrenrovell @HatClub Hi, worked in MLB merchandise for years, know multiple people from New Era, own literally hundreds of hats. You're wrong. Every hat that the players wear (the 5950) comes flat. Typically you put a proper curve in it with a baseball and some rubber bands.