Luke William Archer

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. - Master Oogway

[Luke William Archer @LukeSimbaArcher]

@FrancesFGriffin @alissahorta it was beautiful, thanks!

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@alissahorta @FrancesFGriffin And I'm the wetter!?

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Well played seahawks , well played. #2superbowlsinarow?

[Luke William Archer @LukeSimbaArcher]

@alissahorta Howard Rose, nuff said

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I love the voice! There I said it. #don'tjudge

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@FrancesFGriffin @AlexHolton94 FRANCE BABY!!!

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COVER ME PORKINS!!! @FrancesFGriffin @alexholton @_Scrumples_

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This makes 3 @FrancesFGriffin

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Has @andy_murray found a new training partner in @rickygervais..? #Wimbledon

[Huw Stevens @12boyo1988]

Just bought a Rhino! #heavypetting

[Luke William Archer @LukeSimbaArcher]

Just bought a Rhino #HeavyPetting

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@jimmycarr Your girlfriend and mother switch brains and the only way to change them back, is to have sex with one of them. Who do you fuck?

[Luke William Archer @LukeSimbaArcher]

@shickles31 let's make it so

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@shickles31 20th and 21st!?

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@shickles31 Oklahoma on the 22nd?

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@shickles31 @alissahorta Because she had the same dream!!

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Love shack baby love shack!

[Luke William Archer @LukeSimbaArcher]

Check out my Dad's blog about his 7 day, 800km, 21,00 ft climb from Geneva to Nice in the link below...http://t.co/ncibM6F0xn

[Luke William Archer @LukeSimbaArcher]

@alissahorta yes, but you're not trying to hide your feet! #ListenWomen

[Luke William Archer @LukeSimbaArcher]

@alissahorta Whats with Boots' boots? Is he self conscious of his hand-like feet or what? And if so big red 'fuck-off' boots are not ideal.