Luke Sparling

Qualified Chartered Accountant and a Lifelong @ChelseaFC Fan. Clearly two of the most exciting things in life.

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

@Drcrispy42 As I said in Turin - pay for my flights and hotel room and I’ll bunk with you 🤌

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

@MartinSLewis Aside the benefit of lower future interest payments and a higher value of equity when overpaying a mortgage, would a lender consider overpayments indicative of the ability to pay back higher amounts on a new mortgage?

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

That’s my Mum! @KjSparling well deserved 🏆

[Atlantis Swim Club @AtlantisHorsham]

So proud of our club star 🌟 Karen Sparling being recognised in the Sussex County @sussexswimming Volunteering and Achievements Awards, very deservingly awarded Volunteer of the Year 2023! 👏👏👏
Thank you so much for everything you do for the Club and Sussex swimming 💛🖤

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

@Busted have done it again, these 2.0 tracks are so good! Meet You There 2.0 is such a fun spin on the original 🎶🎸

@mattjwillis @CharlieSimpson @JamesBourne @NeckDeepUK

https://t.co/5rMA3vFvDe

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@SiX1SE7EN It’s a very simple variant, but using it in a deck full of Venomized Variants this is the one that gets the crowd going!

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@WingstopUK is the Canning Town - Deliveroo Editions shut today? Looked on the website and says it should be open but Deliveroo says opening tomorrow! How am I meant to enjoy Wing Wednesday?!? 😂

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

@midnightsuns Please Help, I’m at a point where I need to 1 side mission in order to progress the main story, on completing any one with any hero, the Caretaker say well done, the screen goes dark and the music cuts out for half a second, comes back, then the game crashes. Xbox X

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

Tomori not playing a minute this international break is mad. You’ve got a defender who won a title last year, plays weekly. Instead choosing a man whose struggles at the back are caused by “communication” and “not playing to his style”; he’s not even the best defender at his club

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@SW_Help - Me and my fiancé traveled with you on 1st of August, when a delay out of London caused an authorisation for use of Taxis to be issued. I emailed on the 2nd with both the ticket and the Taxi Invoice and still haven’t receive a response. We need that money returned to us

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

Tickets for the FA Cup final secured! @ChelseaFC #KTBFFH

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#NoToRicketts - don’t need any one who could be that strongly linked to previous racial remarks against Islam in the boardroom of our @ChelseaFC - I get that every bidder will have a history, but blatant racism (or any hate speech in my opinion) will not fly.

[Ally @CFCAllyRhodes]

😭💀

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

Let’s go @ChelseaFC 💪🏼

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

@esauceah Same, first time in MHL (normally sit WL), going to be a big one 💪🏼

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

“But it appears to me that that wall looks different. Are the Seven Covid Commandments the same as they used to be, Boris?”
There was nothing there now except a single Commandment. It ran:
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL
BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS
@UKParliament - This you?

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@DavidBranchCFC @ToniRuediger @Steverulez @mackycfc Yeah, fully appreciate that, but if it’s Rudi’s best offer than it is what it is I guess! Hopeful for an amicable solution for all!

[Luke Sparling @LukeSparling]

Fine, I’ll bite, just pay @ToniRuediger what he wants on his contract. His step-up in quality and class has been exceptional, and it will be up there with the biggest mistakes of players we’ve let go.

I’m not alone in this thinking am I? @DavidBranchCFC @Steverulez @mackycfc

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@morata_stan Well, this aged dreadfully…