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scientist by day, scientist by night

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Popular tune “love shack” blamed for humanitarian disaster -reuters

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@PopCrave I cant afford a working car

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@juicethot Dark irony

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Idc what the KC stans say, St. Louis is way higher class

[L.S. @LukeStephensfat]

https://t.co/FaA7AgTfiE

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Unfortunate result of a political sphere dictated by algorithms. A place where just saying the most outrageous and inflammatory things gets rewarded. This is the natural outcome.

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Its like christmas morning

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America just needs a good conventional war we can really knock out of the park. Thatll get us on our feet

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

BREAKING:14 states sue to remove ⁦⁦@elonmusk⁩ from our politics 🍾✅🇺🇸

[L.S. @LukeStephensfat]

Legalize LSD

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This dude wants to ban artificial dye one minute, then puts microbiology cell stain in his drink the next. Bro really said “ i prefer my synthetic dyes risky”

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The van life has really driven home how this country treats the homeless. In the florida keys its illegal to sleep in your car, its absolutely insane. What if you are too sleepy to drive?

[L.S. @LukeStephensfat]

The van life definitely has its challenging moments, but its pretty awesome. If you have the means and you’re thinking about doing it, pull the trigger.

[L.S. @LukeStephensfat]

Well over 1 million Americans have died of opioid overdoses since 1999, making opioids a more deadly phenomenon than the civil war, and comparable in fatalities to the pandemic. It is time to rethink how we regulate drugs.

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Finally a respectable and successful assassination attempt. And apparently they were on a bike. we are so back

[L.S. @LukeStephensfat]

Everything is a grift, nothing matters. If u fall for this, you asked for it

[Shuriken @ShurikenTrade]

Want to steal 50 million dollars?

Well, the Hawk Tuah girl did.

She launched a coin, rugged it, and then shamelessly went to sleep like nothing happened.

Here's how Hawk Tuah stole $50M from her fans 🧵

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

As a United Healthcare customer, they tried to deny my claim when I got knee surgery in 2020, and I got a bill in the mail for like $30k when I was dirt broke. Most stressful time of my life.

We are absolutely chiefing on Brian Thompson today