Luke St. Paul

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[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

People who can afford to buy things impulsively from ads typically have already paid for the ad free version

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

@DegraafMitch Too much hard work. I’ll think of something in like a year or two

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

I don’t even know how to use Twitter anymore. But also, I don’t think I really ever knew how to use Twitter

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

Trying to be more social nowadays but anxiety really likes fucking with all that

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

@ChadTurnerFSU In those instances I take over the organ and play the communion music in hopes they speed up

[Dave @lildickytweets]

season 2 is wow

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

Literally lost the parlay by 1 friggen point......

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I’m the type of person nowadays that teenage me would have had a field day making fun of

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

@jmeredith2015 Bojack is a masterpiece

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

Everybody out here achieving life goals and dreams, and here I am just proud of myself for eating green beans

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The only movie I remember ever crying at was Armageddon. And that was only because it’s the first time I saw Bruce Willis die in a movie and got a little worked up about it. How dare Ben Affleck not sacrifice himself

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

With illinois loss today, I think I officially have the worst bracket of all time

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Shit, I must have been 23 my whole life

[it is what it is @lie_luh_em]

nobody likes you when you’re 23

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

“Oh, I get it now!” - Someone who clearly doesn’t get it

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

I wonder if animals with anxiety ever desire to have an emotional support human

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Anyone else have a weird love for alliteration?

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

Did this to my floor recently. Landlord wasn’t too thrilled though

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

@lie_luh_em Adam Levine: Judge on the voice
Rest of Maroon five: Watching the voice after their 9-5

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

@jmeredith2015 How would you know?

[Luke St. Paul @LukeStpl]

@jmeredith2015 And this is how David Blaine became rich