Luke Surplice

You are always one decision away from a completely different life.

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@MattSportsUK WHY HAVE I RECEIVED AN EMAIL AT 4PM SAYING THAT MY ORDER OF MY CLUB SHIRTS HAS NOT BEEN POSTED

[Diamond Nicole Perez 🌻 @diadiaxox]

Season 8 episode 2 spoilers without content!! #GameOfThrones

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@tangsbracknell what’s the point in haveing a phone number if your not going to answer it. I’m trying to book a table.

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@Sparklepants_x Err stay blonde

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

If you could read my mind, you’d either be traumatised, aroused or both.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dying is the number one cause of death in the world.

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

What shall I upgrade to in September a Focus RS or a Mustang?

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Video games help train your brain to make faster real-life decisions.

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

New toy maybe????

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@smhiley23 I'll sea you guys there

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@smhiley23 Suppose so

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@smhiley23 It's a 1 hour ish drive! 1145 is prob realistic..

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@smhiley23 I could do. Depends on what's happening

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@smhiley23 And yet you miss me!!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Roasted!

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@DPD_UK could u explain why your driver Samir could not be bothered to get out of the van and deliver my parcel?

[Luke Surplice @LukeSurplice]

@smhiley23 well done for not drowning👍