Chef Swish

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@UnderdogMLB Why did muncy move left at the last second? We are taught to hit the right side of the bag and look left bruh wanted to go old school for a sec

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@realDonaldTrump Lmao wtf

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@BovadaOfficial Ernie banks

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@JayInslee Jay, you left king and pierce counties like a dump. Homeless Fetty zombies with trash piles alongside the green river. You should be ashamed. please STFU

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@FDSportsbook Houston in 5️⃣

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@FDSportsbook @MLB I still don’t understand why you pitch to him like that. You had an open base

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Yandy oppo bomb! #Rays

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CB Buck just got knocked the fuck out #mlb

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@MrAndyNgo Hide yo kids hide yo wives

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@fox13seattle wtf?

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@FmrRepMTG Lizard people still exist?

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@bennyjohnson I can’t wait for Trump to say some shit like this “He died after running into a dead-end tunnel, whimpering and crying and screaming all the way... He died like a dog. He died like a coward. The world is now a much safer place."

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@ABC Iran is so fucked

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Fuck Iran!

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