Luke Pacheco

Aspiring stand-up comedian thwarted by my desire to cry alone in bed.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

do you have:
the no eye contact autism

or

the eye contact when they’re talking but not when you’re talking autism

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

having an outdoor cat is so weird. "I wanna have a pet, but I also want to kill every nearby bird and expose my pet to diseases until it gets hit by a car" 🤔

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

idk who needs to hear this but if you're a woman and you think a guy is "lame" for asking for consent before touching you and you penalize him for respecting your boundaries, then you are contributing to rape culture

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

“Internet service providers will again be prohibited from blocking, throttling, or engaging in paid prioritization of lawful content”

The FCC announced they have restored Net Neutrality

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

outdoor cats are unethical

[Luke Pacheco @LukeTP5995]

@BearneyStinson @evan_breen Top 3 video of all time

[Luke Pacheco @LukeTP5995]

Maybe the coolest live show experience I ever had and also probably the loudest I've ever personally heard a crowd

[Ed Sheeran HQ @edsheeran]

Just wow.

Ed & @Eminem in Detroit 😱🤩

[Luke Pacheco @LukeTP5995]

Please stop I beg of you make the bad woman and her wizard series go away

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot is reportedly in the works at HBO.

Each season of the series will be based on one of JK Rowling’s seven books.

[DSG scarra @scarra]

My merch store with these plushies and onsies is launching tomorrow at 1pm pst

sorry it took so long
yes there's a limited supply (idk how much i'm selling)

[DSG scarra @scarra]

After 8 sets of tft the biggest lesson I've learned is

If I lose it's all luck if I win I'm the best

[Luke Pacheco @LukeTP5995]

Songs about Jane unironically one of my favorite albums ever, album rips start to finish

[nightlife (the band) 🌙 @nightlife_xo]

who let me go this long without hearing songs about jane?? this shit whips

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

this might be the best thing to come from twitter this year

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

day 1: take over company

day 2: fire everyone whose job is to point out when ideas are bad

day 3-6: put out as many bad ideas as possible, like a bad idea machine gun

day 7: oh no where did the money go

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[🇵🇸 Quarantitties 🇬🇩🇯🇲 @AleighaforWonho]

Adam Levine John mulaney and now Ned fulmer from try guys Making the unholy trinity of saltines who make their brand about loving their wife and still cheat.

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Listen to a sample of Sonic Frontiers' upcoming ending theme with @ONEOKROCK_japan's song, "Vandalize"!

[Damien Haas @DamienHaas]

When I was in 1st grade, my first ever “girlfriend” broke up with me by saying “I like Leonardo DiCaprio better.”

I remember thinking that that was crazy - why would a man 16+ years older than us EVER be interested in her?

Now I see that she for sure had a window at some point.

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

fuck a breakup have you ever realized one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?