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Football. ⚽️🏀. #FPL MUFC. Knicks. Lebron. NY giants. Film. TV. World's laziest writer. #MUFC

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

If Phil Jones saw his grandma reaching for the last Biscuit he would treat it like a 50/50 and absolutely clatter into her

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

The most haramball performance oat

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Good signing for them.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Ipswich are closing in on a deal for Leicester’s Abdul Fatawu for a fee in the region of £20m ✍️

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Look at this England team without Elliot Anderson 👀

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Ridiculous 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Absolutely insane that he was still contracted to them.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Renato Sanches, out of Paris Saint-Germain project and up for sale this summer again.

PSG informed the midfielder’s camp to find new solution for an exit.

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

@ftblrk_ I’d have to agree

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Does this make sense after santos and Tielemans?

[Graeme Bailey @GraemeBailey]

Manchester United are once again discussing Fulham midfielder Sander Berge internally as they continue refining their midfield shortlist, with @TEAMtalk understanding the Norway international is emerging as a serious option for Michael Carrick’s squad.

https://t.co/EQOYVXdNom

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

He sure has taken you home 🏠

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas! 👊👊👊👊

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Let’s gooooooo

[N8 @Vararse_]

#NewProfilePic ar gyfer pobl Patagonia

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

I’m so fucking happy

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Why does he look South American looooooooool

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

#MUFC confirm signing of Karl Darlow on a free, after his Leeds contract expired.

Darlow: “I am extremely proud to sign. I’m joining an excellent group of goalkeepers, really looking forward to pushing each other to maintain highest standards.”

🔗 https://t.co/krEYD9bQin

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

8/10

[Ben @BenDesigned]

🇧🇪 Tielemens (29)
🇧🇷 Andrey Santos (22)
🇨🇲 Baleba (22)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hall (21)
🇳🇱 Summerville (24)

Rate that summer out of 10

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

If we wrap him up, a ground eating MF’er and maybe a touchline winger. We eating

[Graeme Bailey @GraemeBailey]

Manchester United remain firmly focused on signing Newcastle United defender Lewis Hall this summer, with @TEAMtalk understanding the England international wants to move to Old Trafford.
https://t.co/usa9oNWLGA

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Mid signing and he’s talking about Tielemans who is infinitely better than Matty F.

[Luka - Fan @Lukathfc]

I remember this period too.

The way we tried to convince ourself that our two mid signings had better value than our rivals superstar signings.

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Tielemans one of my favourite non-United players is signing for us. This doesn’t happen often. Especially how much of a surprise deal it is, he’s such a good signing. One of the most underrated players in the league. I’m fucking excited

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Villa getting torn apart. Tielemans and digne in the same day loooooool

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Let’s gooooo

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

✍️🇧🇷

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Confirms these signings to be better than I already thought.

[AI @nonewthing]

£35M for 29-year-old Tielemans
£50M for Andrey Santos

Yeah, United are an Europa League club now.

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Wrongggggggg

[. @utdcynical]

Spurs signed Tonali and Matheus Fernandes while Manchester United are preparing to unveil Youri Tielemans like it’s 2019.

Another summer of watching rivals build elite midfields while we shop exclusively from the “Premier League experience” aisle.

[🤠 @LukeUnitedd]

Tielemans is such a good signing wow