Luke Paron

Stream ARACHNID starring Killer Kelly at the link below

[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

ARAHCNID is now available to watch FREE ON YOUTUBE.

Killer Kelly stars in this nightmarish cautionary tale of the grotesque lust that lurks under the surface of a troubled Young Man, and what happens when that is left unchecked.

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[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

Is it unprofessional to say WHA-BAM! When sending back signed legal documents to my lawyer

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@bearbronsonBC Didnt know you were chill like that same here brother

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@amarisblaiir @_sugarbones Cosplay shoot of this when?

[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

@SCentralized I am assumng they reused that costume for an alien in Supergirl

[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

@DavidClairB When will you guys be in Toronto :(

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

the philip seymour hoffman character in boogie nights is genuinely like one of the most tragic queer narratives in all of fiction to me

[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

@brndxix No this movie very much needed and will work with a sequel. Appreciate your point but I dont think it applies here.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Skallywag 🏴‍☠️ @Skallywag_again]

I believe this is the plot to skinamarink

[Katie🏳️‍⚧️ @MurdocksMother]

I forgot mando used to actually have a personality omg

[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

@ThatPunkIsaac See Backrooms first before it gets spoiled as Obsession is far less "spoilerable" even though it is the better movie.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

[Olive (Like the Reindeer) @GayOliveGarden]

you just won a whole pizza. but theres a catch, you can only eat from one region.

Which are you picking?

[anna @annakatherines_]

Just occurred to me this is the first time in my lifetime I can remember a billionaire funding a valuable public works project. Andrew Carnegie funded like 2000 libraries alone lol

[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

@theakiraway Whats crazy is that to a Torontonian, this might as well be the Japanese rail system

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@HoldenPro @JustinSaneTrain @ripimpact And rip has a boulder wall IN HIS GYM

[Luke Paron @LukeVParon]

New hobby to get me out from behind the edit desk. On visit 1 I couldn't get 1/3rd up the wall. On my 6th visit I finally conquered this wall with an overhang that was super challenging for me.

Try new things! Huzzah!

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Lincoln was a babyface in the North, but had nuclear heat down South as a heel. He was eventually elevated to booker. When he refused to drop the title, creative brought in John Wilkes Booth, a known shooter.

[xan loves OBSESSION @ColonelCochise]

a 26 year old directors theatrical debut horror film just surpassed a fucking star wars movie at the domestic box office and retook the #1 spot do you guys realize how insane this is