Lucas

Angel City FC

[Alex :D @ToeMasterAlex]

Lucia: “we gotta keep a low profile after assassinating the CEO of LifeInvader”

Jason:

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Kurt Benkert telling people he was a former NFL QB

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Sources confirm that former San Francisco 49ers WR Daejon Love will
be transferring to LSU.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

absolutely zero motion 💀 @Checkers

[RGF @rgfray1]

My god I can’t wait to get CEO Good Good drunk tonight

[Jona @TakeshitaFan]

Looks like Will Ospreay fans are in the building

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

To cancel your gym membership you have to beat the manager 1 on 1 in a steel cage match at SummerSlam with HHH as the special referee

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Some personal news:

This was my first week as head of public relations for Good Good Golf and I think it went pretty well!

[Leo @musicisleo]

shower sex sucks bruh the drain hurts my dick

[GluteActivator @Glute_Activator]

More CEOs should drunkenly get on Twitter and let it rip

[JustSoji @TwoBlack4Snap]

Lucia: I gotta get these cops off me!!

Jason wrestling $2 and a half eat Jimmy John’s sandwich:

[Ethan @Ethanol917]

Lucia: "Jason's probably at the damn Strip club again"
Jason:

[marcel 🥤 @marcelywelly]

Jason and the Floridian man backyard wrestling

[Jordan @JordanR121303]

Lucia: Jason, I miss you babe.. when are you coming home?

Jason:

[Nail @NailYourShoes]

buddy dated an amputee one time, which is fine. you can do that. but then after they broke up he started dating another amputee

[lucas 🇵🇹🍁 @LUCASM1EDO]

lucia: where is my jason boo I miss him.

jason and a police officer:

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

lucía: jueputa where tf my man at

me working the second match on the card against a bald dude called Mr. Nasty:

[Gary Fatterson (Big 12 Propagandist) @garyfattersonBU]

My tax dollars are deporting Texas fans

[conner @winterweather]

lucia: fuckkkk i’m finally out of prison where is jason

jason and a 43 year old desk worker: