Luke Vickers

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[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@piersmorgan What about Gabriel?

[No Context World Cup @NoContextEPL]

Mikel Arteta: “On Saturday, we will be Champions of Europe!”

[Jamie Ohara @Mrjamieohara1]

Bonjour

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Sam Jones @samj612]

@StevosBoy @francia_2000

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@alphafox @samj612 Slap a Kiev either side of that no problem wouldn’t you

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@JordanRMorris @StevosBoy @Texas_jeep__guy @samj612 @kamaaal73 Points for duration and release. But where’s the tone changes and creativity. 6/10 for me

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@StevosBoy @Dexerto @samj612 Buzzballs and battering Denise, that’s Friday night sorted

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@StickToCricket Is it open to fan questions at all? I know the Mid Wales Mags supporters group would love to ask him a few as big fans of his work

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@TomL1ttle_ He was crap

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@StevosBoy @RogerTaylor31 @Arsenal Played for rangers him

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@piersmorgan @Arsenal Arsenal don’t read your tweets Piers. Neither do the players

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@CraigHope_DM Paying Cristian Ronaldo too much for cleaning the boots

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

The 🐐 @MoSalah 👑

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

I’m in love with a curly haired Egyptian man and I’m not arsed who knows it

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@geordiejosh Careful you don’t spill your matcha hard man

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@piersmorgan What’s happened to that 23 man squad you were telling everyone about Piers?

[Luke Vickers @LukeVickers1]

@fesshole Retirement soon @StevosBoy

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

This Ekitike performance will really be making Newcastle fans wonder what might have been.

What might have been if he'd had any interest whatsoever in joining them, that is.