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[Luke W @LukeW49415560]

God bless the Band ❤️

[Jaime Caro 🇵🇸 @JaimeCaroM]

Solo a un imbecil se le ocurre ir a 215 km/h en un cambio de rasante y ver un camión rojo parado y ni aflojar.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

HOW CAN ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SEEN A ELON MUSK INTERVIEW BELIVE HE'S A GENIUS 🙄

[Matty🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mh_bfc]

His performance against Mexico will live long in the memory

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

In Thatchers own words “privatisation of the energy industry will make us the envy of Europe” Thanks Margaret, you made a few people very rich and the rest of us much poorer.

[Filikieterian @Filikieterian]

Today's royal families are all engaged in an incessant larp. Doing military training for a war they will never fight, studying politics, diplomacy and languages in a country they will never govern, pretending to remain an important national institution when they're not

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

MAGA and Reform have spent years screaming that London is a war-torn no-go hellscape.

London's murder rate is now lower than every single US state and every big US city.

Philadelphia's is 12x higher. Maybe MAGA should sort their own cities out before lecturing ours. 🇬🇧

[ash @PFCF44]

Michael van Gerwen trying to copy the chavvy gets me everytime 🤣

[Evan @daviddunn177]

“London is a much safer city than any city in the United States.”

I don’t know who this reporter is but other reporters should take notes.

This is how you interview Elon Musk.

She knew everything he’s posted on X.

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

One thing the Elon Musk interview showed is that he knows nothing about London, and relying on Yaxley Lennon and Rupert Lowe as his sources of information is not going to help him.

The bigger question is why are they so keen to push the idea of a civil war?

[Szlater @Szlater2]

Got a car insurance renewal quote of £756 from Admiral, up from £701 last year.

Thought screw that and cancelled the renewal.

Shopped around online and found *exactly* the same coverage from Admiral for £588.

I don’t think it’s possible to hate insurance companies enough.

[Alby @AlbzSFC]

Congratulations to Sachin Tendulkar. Root was more than capable of chasing that record down, now he’s going to be lumbered with captaincy again because no one else is capable of doing it. The ECB have destroyed the test team. Rob Key belongs in The Hague

[Jack Donald ✝️🌲 @BibleBaggins46]

“Capitol”

[Josh @josheyb03]

If this hampers his pursuit of Tendulkar then I won’t rest until Rob Key is tried in The Hague

[Jezza Jacket @KitHunters]

Just the €330m spent by Chelsea so far with no European football, a suspended ban from signing first team players and a 9 month academy transfer ban due to financial irregularities.

Weird, innit?

[Politics In The Wild @PoliticsOutHere]

Guy said he’d be on Mars by 2025 btw

[The Inevitable Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

No reservoirs built.

No prisons built.

No extra hospital beds.

No potholes filled.

Highest taxes for 70 years.

What did the tories do with our money?

[Omar Hamad | عُـمَـرْ 𓂆 @OmarHamadD]

It’s a holocaust.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Not that Reform lie to you BUT

[Yo𝓊rAverageBHAFan @YourAvgBHAFan]

This is the worst thing about the whole franchise for me

- Inexplicably and silently take something away
- People want it back (obviously)
- Puts it in the next game
- “Look at us listening to the community again!!”

[Innocent Bystander @InnoBystander]

Oh just feck off, youve bought everything else in cricket, The Ashes should not be for sale.....