Luke Weyand

my magic meatball told me to | he/him

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“No, I will NOT shut up, because I’m ENGAGED!” ~ Monica Geller season 7 ep. 1

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“tell me something honest so the memories turn dark” 🫠

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Whole outfit we’re wearing was, in fact, ironic.

She did say night 2 was the best dressed crowd, so… pick us, arrest us, love us @SabrinaAnnLynn 🚕🚖

#ShortNSweetTour #sabrinacarpenter #msg

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If anybody has any curated #severance playlists, send them my way 💧

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@bravadovinyl Cobel is the log lady (bc vibes) 🪵

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@gettinglostdoc any leads/interest for a screening in nyc? 👀

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Let’s settle the debate here. Who had a more insane two-season run in its heyday?

Was it Twin Peaks (1990-1991), the serial mystery dipped in eccentric surrealism, or was it Smash (2012-2013), the soap musical drama about the journey of making Broadway hits?

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@LOST_Oceanic

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Got some new swag at my orientation. About to watch a video. Been told I’m going to need to watch it again afterwards. Historically there was some sort of “incident”.

Hm. Welp, time to grab my hard hat and say, “Namaste”. #LOST
@TheLOSTFans @gettinglostdoc @LostBoysPod

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@Iilithsternin but we just know Walt is the Janice of the show

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@Iilithsternin BIG Lost fan here, but I’m wondering where the love is for OUAT’s Snow Queen

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I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/Tw7WUn55IC

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what are two characters you’d wanna put in a room together just to see what happens

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seeing a matinee of Barbie by myself is the most me-coded thing I can think of.

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if Timmy doesn’t have my orange shade of lipstick I don’t want it #Wonka

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guilty 🤷🏻‍♂️

[chart data @chartdata]

Troy's "Bet On It" has now surpassed 100 million streams on Spotify.

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Luke is Afraid [of the Statue of Liberty]

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@HannahWiz yeah I was mistaking it for my twittascope password. More for Cancer… ♋️🦀

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@noitsnotaviolin

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deep conversations at the [perkins]