Luke🙇🏼‍♂️

it’s easy to juice grapes, but it’s harder to eat just one

[Luke🙇🏼‍♂️ @LukeWilk3]

@HoodiiAnt_ “Real Demon” and it’s just some dude they have to pay next year to play 0 minutes

[Luke🙇🏼‍♂️ @LukeWilk3]

@BullMoose4425 @hallofgoodpod this just reminded me that Dilson Herrera handed me two cracked bats at AAA game in Omaha

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

The Joker!!!!!!!!

[Luke🙇🏼‍♂️ @LukeWilk3]

@davidrosengart5 @SNY_Mets @timbhealey A lot of the 2024 Mets gave Martinez props for helping their approach at the plate

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

Cement who we are.

[Luke🙇🏼‍♂️ @LukeWilk3]

@Gidi_Sr @LegionHoops @BrettSiegelNBA he’s played 35 games this season. he last played on February 1st, 2026.

[trevy @chillextremist]

He then proceeded to ball out crazy style against all odds

[Luke🙇🏼‍♂️ @LukeWilk3]

@MaxBrammier while we’re at it let’s just make this red and slap it on their chest

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

Time to step up.

[Luke🙇🏼‍♂️ @LukeWilk3]

@CobbyGaming @BullsShowYo @ItsSpence14

[Luke🙇🏼‍♂️ @LukeWilk3]

@BullsShowYo @ItsSpence14 one question. did demar and lavine ever work together in Chicago?

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Danny Brown reacts to recent talks of hip-hop “dying” after no hip-hop songs appeared in the Top 40 for the first time since 1990:

"Hip-hop don’t belong there anyway! The dopest s—t was never on the charts, so that means that there’s a lot of dope s—t around. To me, that sounds like a reset is happening, sounds like a cleansing." (via Billboard)

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

TWENTY. FOUR. HOURS.

[Polarity @polarityjosh]

Tim Dillon dropping facts whilst also being the funniest man alive

[Confessionzzz @OPinfernonewac1]

Players don’t have stories like this anymore man nothing but rich suburban kids

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

NIU head coach Thomas Hammock gave his thoughts on the transfer portal.

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @_Realtee]

Hanging out with your friends is kinda the whole point of life tbh

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.