Luke Booker

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Teacher: "Can u please tell the class why ur so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldnt find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Lifting trucks and lowering gums has been the trick to pull chicks since 1776.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she won't stop complaining to you http://t.co/n7orfxwAbL

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Austin Adams @AustinAdams52]

Nothing makes me feel more manly then driving down the road with the windows down dipping Copenhagen snuff.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

YeeYee!

[DipFession™ @DipFession]

Chris Kyle is an American Fucking Hero!!!!! 🇺🇸

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That block though... #RIP https://t.co/wo7u3Xe01S

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

To all the girls who didn’t get told goodnight. Shut up and go to bed, ugly. Merica.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bro, this dog is D1 bound https://t.co/sDGPVXG1Bx