Luke Bowler

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

Passed my helicopter skills test last week, first proper solo flight down to IOW yesterday. Cool feeling.

Now just 13 written exams, hour building, CPL test and Instrument Rating to do… 😭

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@JBAEdmonds @MotoClark Had one for a year and sold it about 6 months ago, think it’s still available to buy on Xupes. Lovely thing, I miss wearing it.

[LBC @LBC]

Listeners have branded this James O'Brien’s best monologue yet as he explains every twist and turn of the deceit and dishonesty engulfing the government.

@mrjamesob

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@SimonHbikes I had the same idea. Choices were a £3,500 20 year old KLR650 or a £9,000 KTM 250/350 etc etc 🤣

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@SimonHbikes *£4,000

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@SimonHbikes Bad!! I paid £1,500 for one years ago with twin Akra exhaust and low mileage. That’s been on eBay for at least 6-12 months. It’s a bloody ancient kick start dirt bike for almost £5,000.

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

Every edgy marketing agency's bio.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@GarethEvansUK Looks great but not a fan of the huge Ducati stickers on the side fairings.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@BahnstormerTom Grey bodywork but fitted with spoked wheels. Can you remove the decals on the side panel?

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@ItsMatt_Again Critiquing your poor choice of words is not being a sycophant. Let’s agree to disagree. One day you might be the one to make a careless error and I have no doubt you’ll handle the penalty with grace and decorum.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@ItsMatt_Again Can’t help but think you’re just going full vigilante on this because of the evil landlord trope. If getting some compensation makes you feel better, then good for you.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@ItsMatt_Again … the property. Also, any estate agent would and should have checked this, so I’m assuming you went through GumTree or something? Just seems excessive and hypocritical to call them a parasite whilst also wanting all of your money back for a year of accommodation.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@ItsMatt_Again Absolutely not, but it’s a massive overstatement to imply that an HMO licence is the difference between a safe and unsafe household. It basically boils down to maintaining fire alarms and electrical appliances, which I’m assuming you checked when you viewed…

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@ItsMatt_Again So you live somewhere for a full year at university but then want to reclaim all rent. Doesn’t that make you the parasite? Do you also finish your entire plate at a restaurant before complaining about the food?

[PerfumeAdsForSale @PerfumeAds]

“When the world zigs, some people zag”

Harry Styles, wearing a £90,000 suit, walks against the dense flow of commuters on London Bridge

“Not me. No.”

Crash zoom into his passionate eyes

“I zog”

He swan dives into the Thames. When he resurfaces he is an elderly Chinese lady.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@GarethEvansUK Where are you sailing mate? I’m in Lymington tonight and heading to East Cowes tomorrow for a couple nights.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@JamesMKimber If I shag you do I get to go on TV too? Shotgun on top.

[Luke Bowler @Luke_Bowler1]

@AndyDownes888 Can you DM me the figure you have in mind? Interested but have no clue of ballpark.