luke carione

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[s*d @06fordexplorer]

can’t read your baby on board sticker i am typing a work email

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Leaving my house with only Apple Pay n my crocs

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

can you watch him while i go smoke

[😁 @joshszn]

perpetually annoyed… and i’m medicated this time so it must be y’all

[blake @blakeslun]

don’t be afraid to take a 6 hour lunch break

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[toxic king @toxicking]

If you think i’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Airpods are not loud enough i need a car speaker in my ears

[luke carione @Luke_Cari]

i wanna know what type of satisfaction cats get from knocking a cup full of liquid on the floor

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[Qupid💌 ꫂ ၴႅၴ @qupidshuffle]

“im an empath” then can you feel yourself getting on my last fucking nerve, hmm?