Dumb White Cis Male

I like to party hard, which now means sipping a fruity drink to twitch drinking games

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Do you ever wonder how many people with the same name, hair color, and eye color there are? Like what percent all align? How many brown eyed Tyler’s are blonde?

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

@Spotify I think I have an idea for your new podcast and ads integration. We (the user) pay $8.99 for an add free experience on all podcast and music. From there you give the entertainment the choice for the additional $$ per episode/extra songs

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

What do you call the place at Costco? Where you order like a hotdog pizza and a drink? Is it a food court? It’s not a restaurant. Is it a food counter or meal counter?

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

@sinnoh_CEO

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

@GreysABC is the female version of dragon ball or @OnePieceAnime

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Over heard at a bar “ The last time I wore a turtle neck was because my mom choked me and left bruises, I wasn’t allowed to go to school without it”

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Hear me out, a line sex toys for big girls called “Pawg Toys”

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Why isn’t food discounted on Black Friday? Ya know like the stuff we need

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

On a scale of 1 to Boston tea party, how much trees do you want me to spill?

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Looking for a snack when you aren’t hungry it’s just being a pervert for food

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Could you imagine the terror of throwing a punch in public and having some random dude catch your punch, just fear

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

It is pretty cool to get a marg in a theater

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

I’m in the theater to watch #dunepart2 it’s like 40% kids. It’s a 3 hour movie. What The fuck, It’s a movie about drugs, war, race, politics. Wait a week and watch it with your shit children at home. And turn the fucking phones off.

I’m old now

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

If I was going to make a duck duck goose themed set of DND dice, would the goose be the one or the 20? @BrennanLM

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Booze are steroids for pain killers

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

@DenverHenrys turn the heat up please. It’s cold af in your bar

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

So glad mirrors are set to see yourself

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

@itsginnydi how do you GENTLY explain to a person you play with, that the way they play is selfish, they are also sensitive about being criticized 🤷

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Cranbussy is the best part

[Dumb White Cis Male @Luke_Cirivello]

Lord of the rings is a Thanksgiving film series