I love how calm shonen anime protagonists are when they sustain injuries like, “Don’t worry, I can still fight!” as they’re bleeding from every part of their body.
Meanwhile, I give myself a tiny papercut and immediately start having an existential panic attack.
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All this anti-mask shit is making me think about thousands of years ago, whenever the first pair of pants were invented
‘NO, I WON’T WEAR THESE, IT’S MY RIGHT TO LET MY WANG FLAP AROUND IN YOUR DAUGHTER’S FACE’
You ever make eye contact with a stranger... they give you a friendly nod... you maintain eye contact... without nodding back... they feel small... your confidence crushes them... you win... congratulations.
I just want to wish only the best for every person reading this right now.
Except if you don’t wear a mask in public.
Like, the fuck is wrong with you man