Luke Dempster

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

The greatest Premier League manager of all time would bow out as champion, right?

Right.

#MUFC

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

The FA Cup should NEVER:

- Have semi-finals at Wembley
- Play the final before the end of the Prem season
- Broadcast on anything but the BBC & ITV

[The FPL Bois @thefplbois]

Haaland captainers explaining their captaincy for DGW33:

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Nice one, knob'ead!

[h @htomufc]

Griezmann, magnificent.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

I wanna go on the piss with Dorgie Best

[h @htomufc]

Me watching Palace trying to create chances with the WBs holding width in the 3-4-3 with no space in behind a 5-4-1 block

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

Pablo Aimar.

If you know, you know. 🇦🇷

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Losing that academy record is a sackable offence btw so Amorim needs to be careful #MUFC

[Luke Dempster @Luke_Demp]

Run it back! @ManUtd

[Adam Clery @AdamClery]

Man United vs Burnley this weekend is the single greatest argument I’ve ever seen for lifting the 3pm blackout btw

[Luke Dempster @Luke_Demp]

@ronaldobrown_98 Think Cunha would be great at LW providing he gets support from an overlapping fullbacks to help him find 1v1's. The bigger issue is regardless of system we will likely look to a 3-2/3-1 build up which we don't have the players to execute in the Prem.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

🧬🧬🧬

[Luke Dempster @Luke_Demp]

@htomufc Felt like the press lacked intensity for most of the game, hopefully just pre season tax

[SCOOP. @AcademyScoop]

Cunha - Isak - Mbeumo is well worth a transfer ban

[Joe @totnumjoe]

Just seen Gibbs White in a hotel in London. I asked if he was joining Spurs. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering 'Tottenham till I die' over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will. #ITK

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

What Arsenal fans chanted in 2022 🤢🤮

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

The club of @Arsenal should be ashamed of themselves as well as the manager Arteta, who openly & publicly supported him in the media.

Having every intention of extending his contract, too, before conveniently releasing him with the knowledge that he had these crown court charges imminent.

Disgusting.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Arsenal were trying to initially extend his deal this summer too & then decided to try send him off quickly because they knew this was coming.

What a horrid, vile, disgusting institution.

Questions need to be asked to Mikel Arteta.