Luke

Chiefs

[aira | rosebound demo OUT NOW 📚🩸 @alvierne]

destiny coming back made me realize that we can also do the same. lets unvault this relationship. i miss you. call me.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

You did not go gentle into that good night.

[Bungie @Bungie]

Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work.

Read more on https://t.co/ZkmLWmaQZr: https://t.co/QbDwADGinr

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@josephharness3 @JustinPenik *only if it’s truly uncatchable*

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@HausenKS @MarkPoulose Turning a PAT into a 40+ yarder is not situational football.

[Daily Chiefs @Daily_Chiefs_]

“The Chiefs have been cheating for years and the NFL helps them..”

Normal Dude: “Really?”

“Yep, and the refs have been favoring them for years!”

Normal Dude: “Ok, so I can look into how many penalties are called against them, and how many are called against their opponents”

“They actually already track that, it’s called Penalty Differential”

Normal Dude: “And how much better are the Chiefs in that stat than the rest of the league?”

“Well they are actually the 2nd worst in the league in the last 7 years…”

Normal Dude: “Oh…. Ok”

“But it’s not about how many penalties, it’s about when the penalties are called”

Normal Dude: “ok, like to extend a drive? Does anyone track those penalties?

“Yes they do.”

Normal Dude: “And how far ahead are the Chiefs in that one?”

“Well they are actually ranked 22nd in the NFL during the Dynasty’s run..”

Normal Dude: “Hmm…”

“But forget that, the penalties have directly led to their Super Bowl wins!”

Normal Dude: “Okay, do they track Penalty differential for those SB teams as well?”

“They sure do!”

Normal Dude: “And how do the Chiefs differential compare to other SB winners?”

“Well from 2017-2024, they were the only SB winner with a Negative penalty differential…”

Normal Dude: “So out of 8 SB winners they were the only team to win it with a negative differential once?

“Actually they had a negative differential for all 3 SB wins..”

Normal Dude: “Hmm…”

“But it’s more about the penalties that happen, but never get called”

Normal Dude: “Ok…. And where do the Chiefs rank in that statistic?”

“No one actually tracks it, because it’s too subjective… but I’ve seen a lot of trolls and haters post clips on X.”

Normal Dude: “Sure… (stifles a laugh) that sounds real! 😂”

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@MarathonDevTeam Bungie already died long before this but this truly is the nail in the coffin. What a retarded concept. Ban me next

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@A_dmg04 Born in march 2004 😭

[bean 😼 @BeansGoodTakes]

.@RockstarGames you knew

[Heroutz @oheroutz]

Já pensou se tudo isso é uma jogada de marketing para reacender a base de Destiny 2 e, no State of Play, eles soltam o trailer de um Destiny 3?

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@RickKackis It would be genius marketing

[DPJ @dpjsc08]

I havent played Destiny in what seems like years, but I will log in June 9th. Not that I think it will make a difference with Sony at the helm, but if theres a chance to make them realise what they have, this is it. #Destiny3

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@Promiseishim There is no secret episode for any of these damn shows

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@ufocryptocoin @Abiodun0x The privileged had cars first. What do you drive to work now?

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@whoistife_x Not true in the slightest. Just hit legs

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@prplninjaturtle @RealSkipBayless Well

[JJ @chiefswiftdom]

Bo Nix sacrificed his ankle to prevent a Josh Allen ring. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@rjlewis85 @kent_swanson Commanders were 4th in rushing this year

[Luke @Luke_Dvorak38]

@GandalfStaff @SeidlLuke How do you think this franchise became relevant?

[Jordan Schachtel @JordanSchachtel]

Zelensky told POTUS: “During war, everybody has problems, even you, but you have a nice ocean and don’t feel now, but you will feel it in the future."

Narrator: it was at that moment he knew...