Luke

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Speedo season has started

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

He makes a bloody good point though! Soho is Soho for a reason

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Trying to see all the names popping up randomly across the screen for the in memoriam #BRITsAwards

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

RACHEL BABE #TheTraitors

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Sir David Beckham
Lady Victoria Beckham

Geri right now:

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Me searching for the toilet in the middle of the night #CelebrityTraitors

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Anisimova’s streak of losing her first 14 games in grand slam finals is now over. #USOpen

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

@TennisChannel It’s giving BooHooMan x Shein

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THIS?! 🤣@GirlsAloud

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

If only Grigor Dimitrov’s pec held up… #Wimbledon

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Alcaraz: ‘no thanks’ #Wimbledon

[Raghav @raghavv_01]

Carlos Alcaraz & Jannik Sinner will play for a chance to dance with Iga Swiatek. The stakes have never been higher.

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Europe #ESC

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Me on Payday just as my direct debits go out my account #WhiteLotus

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

The sooner Lola Young disappears into the vortex of TikTok archive the better. Especially when singing lyrics like ‘pulling a Britney’. #BRITs2025

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Teddy Swims recreating how the entirety of London have been… bed bound with flu. #BRITs

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

If you’re in London and you haven’t caught this horrific flu then stay in doors. Lock the doors. Don’t go out. Don’t pass go and don’t collect £200. It is the sickest I have ever been.

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

When my McDonald’s order number is called #Grammys2025

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

Lady Gaga: #Abracadabra amor-oo-na-na
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga
Abracadabra, abra-oo-na-na

Me:

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

@MichaelBaggs Including the coat check queues

[Luke @Luke_E_J]

DESERVED

[Electric Angels @_ElectricAngels]

0️⃣1️⃣ ANGEL OF MY DREAMS
🎤 JADE
📊 409pts

#SongsOfTheYear

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