Luke “like hohnson” Johnson

man of many nicknames

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

I think about the Parquet Courts Ellen performance daily. Bc what was the demographic they were trying to hit😭

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

What the hell was going on here

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

At the bar straight up enduring 2016 Tumblr discourse

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

“Transformative leadership”
That’s one way of saying you turned our top 10 in the nation basketball program into one that couldn’t beat Hofstra. 😭
Good riddance!!👋👋👋👋

[Syracuse Athletics @Cuse]

Thank you for 10 transformative years of leadership! 🍊🧡

Director of Athletics John Wildhack will retire on July 1, 2026, concluding a distinguished 46-year career.

📰 https://t.co/Rn2pBlgFlR

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

to me the dakotas are spiritually Mongolian

[Domed In Cuse @Domedincuse]

We are officially becoming a national embarrassment. What happened to the university I love

[BLXDE 🇺🇸🇪🇸 @SW1TCHBLXDE]

yes i’m 22 years old, yes i pretend to be a let’s play youtuber in my head when i play video games, we exist

[GameDay Conor @GameDayConor]

Honestly, if you played like 1 exhibition game per decade in Hartford and donated the revenue to a CT organization we'd probably shut up a bit. Until then, you wear this as a costume and feel a pride that isn't yours. It's ours.

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

Just rubbing salt in the wounds, guys. Not cool :(
#bringbackthewhalers

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

🐳🐳🐳 #NewProfilePic

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

19th Century ass headline

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Rep. Tim Burchett kicked by horse, breaks rib — The Hill

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

The thrift store record bin is awesome if you’re really into Engelbert Humperdinck and the soundtrack to Doctor Zhivago

[NunesMagician.com @NunesMagician]

Fran Brown Is An Absolute Magician

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

CUOMO PACK GOIN UP!!! FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: ITS STILL THE TAPPAN ZEE

[One Insufferable Goddamn Bastard @TLiterarian]

Is everyone fucking nuts? Did we actually believe that after decades and decades of studying the brain and coming up with next to zilch, that a handful of rich, arrogant midwits in Silicon Valley would come to a full understanding of consciousness and deliver to us artificial general intelligence? Do you know that the Swiss Blue Brain Project and Human Brain Project, both terminated last year after years of expensive research, which sought to digitally reconstruct entire brains, discovered next to nothing useful about intelligence or consciousness, except that a brain, even a mouse brain, is so complex that it overwhelms super computers? Ten years of the HBP made "no major contributions" to an understanding of the brain. We do not understand the mind or the brain. AI is a toy, a fake. What we have is a language model—an algorithm. Give it up. It is a joke.

[Cock Holliday @CockkHolliday]

Just submitted my last college assignment ever

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

The definition of the American Dream might just be being stoned and playing Oblivion

[Mark Diaz @Tenacious_Diaz]

It's 2006: I'm 18 years old, stoned and playing Oblivion on my XBox.

It's 2025: I'm 37 years old, stoned and playing Oblivion on my XBox.

[jovan @ehjovan]

we need the woke filipino pope

[jerry jones’s brain worm 🇺🇸🇳🇴 @daydenjaniels5]

Second Great Depression as soon as I graduate college

[Ashley Wenskoski @AshleyWenskTV]

Watching Quadir Copeland play for McNeese in the Tournament...March Sadness

[Luke “like hohnson” Johnson @Luke_Johnson_3]

just saw an instagram reel of someone romanticizing Chipotle

oh the recession is gonna be BAD BAD