Luke Todd

Maineiac. Friar. Ute. proficient in dilly dallying.

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

Haven’t seen a dap like this since walking past The Friars Club booth @ProvidenceCol

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

@nadtodd @HomeDepot Fear no more, @HomeDepot our Uber Eats is en route.

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

If you’re married to a Persian woman you’ll feel this picture in your bones.

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

Play ò a òiutyre WW

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

If it’s true that you are what you eat then my kids are already Republicans…

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

"Uh huh, sounds great guys. Nothing on my end."

[Jason @3PeaksTrading]

we called him Sleepy Joe because traders could sleep at night

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

@nadtodd My stress levels just went through the roof!

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

Nothing spikes my cortisol faster than the sound of an incoming text from my wife when I’ve been allotted 8 minutes to pickup takeout and it’s been 9.

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

This aged well I’d say

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

@nadtodd

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

It’s a “Hail Mary” play but the upside is infinite and the odds have risen

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: The odds of Jesus Christ returning this year have doubled overnight.

4% chance.

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

This resonates with me @nadtodd

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

When you just spent 12 hours of your day staring at an excel model and your girlfriend asks if you would still love her if she was a worm

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

With inclement weather headed your way this weekend…

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Don’t forget to leave yalls sinks drippin this weekend

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

UhOh - We’re cooked!

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Taking the under, snow, Kalshi.

[Luke Todd @Luke_K_Todd]

The McRib is a McFib!

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

McDonald’s is responding to claims that its popular McRib sandwich isn’t actually made with real pork rib meat. On Dec. 23, a federal class action lawsuit was filed in Illinois alleging that the McRib “does not contain any actual pork rib meat at all.” https://t.co/cWIl0s6Bid

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Brazil fined 𝕏, yet 𝕏 refused to censor users

Australia fined 𝕏, yet 𝕏 refused to censor users

Canada fined 𝕏 yet 𝕏 refused to censor users

Now the EU is trying it too & 𝕏 will once again stand up for your right to free speech

𝕏 keeps choosing free speech over control