Cool Hand Luke

…yeah I’ll take another Miller Lite thanks

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

Life is short man, take some chances and be true to yourself

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

If I’m the spurs, I trade Fox for Zion.

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Michael Beasley

That guy rocked.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Darryn Peterson YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

This gotta be the number 1 pick in the NBA Draft

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

@AlotofBoston94 You are correct sir

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

No thanks

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

Thoughts on this proposed Jaren Jackson Jr. trade, via @BleacherReport

Celtics receive:
• Jaren Jackson Jr.
• John Konchar

Grizzlies receive:
• Anfernee Simons
• Sam Hauser
• Jordan Walsh
• Hugo Gonzalez
• 2027 FRP
• 2031 FRP
• 2032 FRP Swap

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

Backflips

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

This leaves Arman in limbo

What does he do?

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

🚨 OVERTIME SHOULD BE TARGET SCORE ONLY 🚨

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

They are trying to lead the league in fouls committed

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The New York Knicks reportedly view Jaren Jackson Jr. and Karl-Anthony Towns as a ‘dream pairing,’ per @krispursiainen

“Sources familiar with the situation tell ClutchPoints that at least one key member of the Knicks' front office has long been interested in Jackson Jr. as a trade target.
The Knicks' acquisition of Karl-Anthony Towns last offseason didn't nullify this interest, either. League sources say that a Jackson Jr. and Karl-Anthony Towns frontcourt would be a ‘dream' pairing for New York in their starting lineup.”

(Via https://t.co/rR1mrO2Omt)

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

.@getnickwright just delivered the take of the year 👀

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

@HoodieBrunson

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

This is crazy!!!

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

Fire the agent immediately

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

Cooper Flagg isn’t ducking any smoke

Love that he’s showing out in the Combine despite being a lock number 1 pick

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Yeah Adam Silver is Vince McMahon

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

Man this shit is rigged as fuck

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

Brunson is 6’2 same height as Donovan Mitchell so get tf outta here

[Travis Bennett @MrTravisBennett]

Jalen Brunson is the Lebron James of Isaiah Thomas’s

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Celts deserve EVERY bit of slander coming their way. That's the price for doing what they just did

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

I wouldn’t have cut the bag in the middle

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

What would you do in this situation? 💀

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

RUFFY WITH THE KO
#UFC313 https://t.co/v6r6CdmAZq

[Cool Hand Luke @Luke_Pendrgrass]

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[Hoops @Hoopss]

Rank them *in their prime*