Phallic Baldwin

I summon Pot of Greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@FFAdviceNet 🙌thank you!

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

Redownloaded Twitter for the first time in 2 months just to say… good.

[seb @sebirodz]

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@canablisss Being back pot pipes

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@VjDontMiss Go read the manga then

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@GovanJones @dom_dont_tweet The Kendrick verse is writing itself

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

Superman
F4
F1
Rebirth

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Be honest... what is the best movie in July?

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@BlazeBinges Apparently Sue Storm

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

3/5 stars

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

Happy Gilmore 2 is exactly as it should be.

Really stupid, full of throwbacks and with a ridiculous amount of cameos. Absolutely perfect sequel.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Why would y’all upload your drivers license to an app created 45 minutes ago man 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@space__wizard Drum n Bass?? Nah
Spells n Potions 😎

[💯NattyL0ngLegz🇭🇹💯 @BavBoyKaj]

This cant be the same guy going around telling everyone they need to do better.

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

Got banned from Planet Fitness today bc my balls fell out of my shorts and set off the Lunk Alarm 😞

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

Slander is still releasing versions of Love Is Gone in 2025… aren’t you embarrassed??

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@s4bzzzz Was there blood?

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

@djodjeee_ Great movie the first time very little rewatchability

[Phallic Baldwin @Luke_Scott90]

Destroying Tokyo?? What a stupid question

[Kaiju (Firefly's Ye Shunguang's husband) @kaijugamer2000]

i have a question for everyone if you could spend the day as Godzilla what are you doing first?

[Blooms @Bloomser1]

Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next day- go after him 10x harder than Colbert ever has. Genius.

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people