Luke Sheppard

Former Miami University Football Player | Salesforce Account Executive

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

i hosted a watch party for the Conor McGregor fight tonight for my casual MMA fan friends, just checked my phone and i’ve been removed from all of the group chats

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

He literally has never heard of the Avengers…

[Z @amberwb]

Before AI food advertisements, I would not have realized that there is an uncanny valley for food, but there absolutely is. These images are so off-putting.

[House of the Dragon News @HOTDNewsHBO]

Corlys reading the press release and seeing "of Hull" instead of Velaryon 😂👏

#HouseOfTheDragon

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.

[kat @ervis_2000]

this basically proves what they said it's true 😭

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

The last White Sox core had first basemen playing the outfield and guys whose legs exploded every time they ran in a straight line.

This core has shortstops everywhere and premium athletes all over the field.

I have a feeling this group will have a better ending.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Again, it’s bafflingly stupid that Donald Trump let a housing bill become law without signing it, ensuring he gets no credit for it. It’s literally the only thing they’ve done on affordability, and he managed to completely disown it because he’s a goddamn moron.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

STRANGE HOW US ELECTIONS WAS CONSIDERED FREE AND FAIR FOR 240 + YEARS UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR A CONVICTED FELLON WHO CHEATED ON EVERY WIFE AND CHEATED HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE TOLD YOU EVERY LOST ELECTION WAS RIGGED 🙄 AND NOW HE'S CLEARLY RIGGING ANOTHER ELECTION 🙄

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Who the fuck is he calling unattractive?!

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Trump said he just completed his “every six month physical.”

His last one was on May 26th, 46 days ago. It’s not normal to have a physical every month and a half.

And it’s certainly not normal to take a third cognitive test in a year.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

HOSPITAL: "The MRI is $2,800."

INSURANCE: "We'll allow $600 of that."

YOU: "So I pay $2,200?"

INSURANCE: "After your deductible, yes."

YOU: "What was my $612 monthly premium for?"

INSURANCE: " Access to what?"

INSURANCE: "The opportunity to ask."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Technically, for half a bag of Doritos and half a bag of Dorito scented air.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

If she can't actually drive - she can't actually supervise. People have literally died because of @Tesla tweets like this.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Both citizens and undocumented have been shot and killed by ICE.

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

When Bill Clinton was president, Republicans wouldn’t shut up about how character matters.

Now they won’t shut up about how it doesn’t.

Weird, huh?

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Kentucky Democrats are calling for holding the special election to replace Mitch McConnell, and if McConnell is alive he's welcome to show up in person and campaign for his seat in whatever physical or cognitive condition he's in.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

My neighbor bought his house in 1987 for $74,000.

He never refinanced it.
He paid it off.
His property taxes are $1,800/year because of how long he's owned it.

The exact same house next door just sold for $830,000.

The 29-year-old who bought it pays $9,300/year in taxes and $4,100/month on the mortgage.

Same street.
Same house.
Completely different life.

We didn't just price people out of homes.

We priced them out of future.