Luke

[george 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gmbarnard22]

watching these world cup upsets

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

you’ve found me at a particularly Paraguayan time in my life

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

You can just tell when someone is going to miss a penalty

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

Watching penalty shootouts as a neutral is genuinely the peak of this sport

[Valentin Ignatev @valigo]

Sex without penetration

[Bam²⁵ @The25thNigga]

THIS SHIT WAS SO DISRESPECTFUL

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

ARREST AND DEPORT HIM NOW @realDonaldTrump @DHSgov

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

HEARTWARMING:

the coercive tools of an oppressive state are being used for an incongruously cutesy crowd-pleasing purpose (today only)

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @TonyPajama]

If I as a man was at work and refused to handshake only my female colleagues to “respect the sanctity of my Christian marriage” you’d all realize how weird this was without being able to hide behind ingenuous woke speak

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

I don’t understand why so many Americans are confused about how offsides works in soccer. It’s easy, if anything exciting happens, that’s offsides.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service

[`mr. villa @Luccydevil07]

World Cup 2026

Messi: 6 goals
Portugal: 6 goals

[Real App @realapp]

LeBron came back down 3-1 btw

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Mehmet @afgmeh]

Is anyone asking Ronaldo his thoughts about transgenders the first thing after a match? These journalist are the lowest of low.