SpikeAwesome

Twitter account to share all the (interesting to say the least) things my friend luke says

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"How can you go east and never reach west?" -Luke #ithoughtyousaidweast

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"What happens when your car runs out of miles?" -Luke #Tesla

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"I don't want to be rich, I just want to have a lot of money" -Luke

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"Wait, Canadians eat mac and cheese?"
#canadianlivesmatter

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"But we won last place!" -Luke
#usedtoit

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"I want to be a flashlight" -Luke
#candlesarebetter

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"I don't have anger management issues, I get to choose when I'm angry. Or when I'm around retarded people." -Luke
#itshereditary

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"My fetish is febreeze"
"Ty your fetish is black"
"I like Netflix and chill, just without the sex and other person"
-Luke
#PrideMonth #IDontCareYourGay

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"You look like quick silver, can you run so fast you slow down time?"

"It depends on what time it is" -Luke
#stlblues

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"I can't finish all my food, it will give me allergies" -Luke
#allergyseason

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"Last year I went to see the beatles" -Luke
#theyaredead

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"I'm not stupid, I know waterboarding isn't real. It was made up for movies!" -Luke
#bengazi

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"Luke that was stupid I thought you said you used 100% of your brain?!!!"
Luke- "I do it's just rebooting right now duh"

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"I use 100% of my brain, that's why I'm so much more far ahead than everyone else" -Luke #Einstein

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"All the black kids in my class are popular, except for one because he's gay and half white!" -Luke #AutismAwarenessMonth

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"I'm not being racist I used mixed hands" -Luke
#ojspimpsonisinnocent

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"Is your chin connected to your neck?" -Luke
#thebonesong

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"Sorry, I'll see you in the hospital when you get skin cancer" "my skin is sun resistant!" -Luke
#staygoldenponyboy

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"UGH MY NAME IS NOT STEVEN" -Luke #myrealmomsnameisdonna

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"You can't be a black vampire, but you can be a black Moses like Harriet tubman" -Luke
#whathappenedtothispoorchildthatmadehimthisway