Luke

The older I get the less I know, and I knew nothing then.

[Brett @utdBrett]

If he was born a few miles over he would be a fish

[November @postoctobrist]

Metal Gear Solid line

[Luke @Lukefrom2011]

@samtrayter That’s @B1G_Ryan

[Luke @Lukefrom2011]

@Conley76 I’m probably not gonna get a bag or headcover but that’s just me

[Maia @maiamindel]

the oracle of delphi:

[Luke @Lukefrom2011]

@BIMBOMINDSET From like 2019 onwards its not enough for your favorite team to win, they also have to be Morally Correct and everyone should root for them because it’s The Right Thing To Do

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Actual blue collar guy: Dude did you know there use to be giants google the Nephilim. Have you seen the reels i sent you

[timothée chalamet nation @timotheenation]

timothée chalamet getting SOAKED in champagne in the knicks locker room and the players calling him lisan al gaib 😭

[🇧🇦 Horacije Dobravolja, dobavljač tonika 🇧🇦 @eff_hey]

Attempting a nonchalant gimmick about a home World Cup is absolutely fucking disgraceful lol

[Luke @Lukefrom2011]

@insanemrktplace ay yo

[Luke @Lukefrom2011]

Perfect form tackle Mr. Alvarado

[Luke @Lukefrom2011]

@kylerrobbins tier 2 university is incredible bait tbf

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

I knew a Bosnian woman who managed a grocery store
When she wanted the teenage employees to do something, she would go in on them like:
"When I was young, how I wish I had nice warm place to mop! We could not go to store. We could not go anywhere - because of sniper."

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Basically my timeline the last 2 days

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Currently tubing down Chattahoochee River🌊

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

If youre a college football player youre leaving money on the table not gambling on your games

[Luke @Lukefrom2011]

@zmullis No it’s dope I just don’t like the giant Q logo

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Announcer: Tonight on Columbo...
Columbo, playing paddle ball: Boy, this is terrific.
*Shot of murderer killing victim*
Columbo, pointing at pistachios: Can I have these?
*Murderer disposing of body*
Columbo: Umm, sir, we may have found a witness.
*Santa Claus walks in*

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir