Luke Jordan

I'm a massive horror, metal, sports and gaming fan.

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@relinquishedrse @kintaro_03 Problem is the One Wish Willow is like a monkey paw and whatever you wish for is always going to be messed up 😂. Your wish would probably come true, and the guys you like would like you back… but then it would turn out they’re serial killers or something 😬.

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@Freebird3180 Sending you lots of hugs, Lucy. Messaged you xx

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

In such a mood 😡

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@ThaKatzPajamaz Congrats! What was the first?

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

Favourite Albums Of 2025

Steven Wilson - The Overview
Dream Theater - Parasomnia

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

Anemone
Jay Kelly
Avatar: Fire & Ash
Predator: Badlands
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning
How To Train Your Dragon
Final Destination: Bloodlines
The Conjuring: Last Rites
The Running Man
Together

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

Top 20 Films Of 2025

20 - Wake Up Dead Man
19 - Roofman
18 - Caught Stealing
17 - The Long Walk
16 - F1
15 - Warfare
14 - The Phoenician Scheme
13 - Superman
12 - Marty Supreme
11 - Mickey 17

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

Special Mentions

Nouvelle Vague
Blue Moon
Train Dreams
Die My Love
Companion
Black Bag
Sorry, Baby
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
The Smashing Machine
Splitsville

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

Worst birthday ever.

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@RazzleDazzle237 @gaybarkovitch Why what did he do?

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@sammyyyyyjo A true friend would never leave, especially just because you’re busy/tired. Hope you’re ok :)

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@meganxmarie I’m the complete same 😂, I’m just glad we are getting more.

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

There’s nothing worse than a restless heart 😢

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@SHOTOFYAGER @QTarantino_news One awful opinion? Try hundreds.

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@AntiPar2ival @screentime It’s taken you this long to figure that out? Despite hundreds of obvious signs he’s a piece of shit?

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@sammyyyyyjo Exact same, people don’t deserve that power over us though. Hope you had a great birthday :).

[Luke Jordan @Lukejordan1995]

@sammyyyyyjo Any good?