officiallukeyharris

60% media graduate, 100% legend

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@dominos awful attempt at a pizza last night... since when does a pepperoni pizza come with no cheese?

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@BusesInfo why has the bus driver been sat stationary for 10mins whilst he takes a phone call!?!?

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@summers123456 @SophieAM @MatthewHoare @pottsy_ "I feel like a Chilean miner"

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@thisisheart can me and Matt have a shout out for the 4am club? Working the night shift on the women's tennis. Come on Jo Konta!

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@CincyTennis what is the cut off time for play tonight?

[Formula 1 @F1]

When you try to tease a Scottish journalist...

...and get it VERY wrong 😂🌍

🚖 for @danielricciardo!

#GermanGP 🇩🇪 https://t.co/6PUnILYyHk

[Graeme Swann @Swannyg66]

If ever there was an Alan Partridge TV pitch; "Thames flotilla wars with Bob Geldof". shits all over monkey tennis for me.

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@SteveBackshall where is the best place to shark dive in Australia Steve? Heading there soon!

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@summers123456 @SophieAM @pottsy_ @MatthewHoare Sophie is the only person I follow out of you lot... Awks

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@SophieAM @pottsy_ @MatthewHoare @summers123456 sharkin

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@pottsy_ @SophieAM @MatthewHoare @summers123456 what's going on? Pastries

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

Go 'ed Jurgen lad! https://t.co/YY4kp9E944

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

"I travel boy" #BrentsBack

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I thought I saw someone working on the M3 tonight. But it was more likely the second coming of Christ.

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@RichmondPolice came across a fallen motorcyclist on the A316 about midnight last night. Any news if he is ok?

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Is it easier to control the ball these days or was I just shit?

[officiallukeyharris @Lukey_Harris]

@thisisheart can me and Matt have a shout out? Working a night shift on the tennis!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Jesus was crucified and was definitely dead. Then he got better and went to heaven. Now eat your eggs.

[Danny Care @dannycare]

Classic Arsenal 😂😂😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

At last. She always brakes too late. https://t.co/COlZnqYVZZ