Luke

[zispoms @imzispoms]

Sorloth legit sold Norway's World Cup with that. I don't care how difficult that pass is, you're never getting the separation to get a good shot there when you have 64 pace and are 6'8

[Adam Lynch @AdamLynch27]

Speaking for the whole of Ireland tonight when I say I hope Conor McGregor gets the absolute shite knocked out of him tonight!

Come on @BlessedMMA 🇮🇪

[Jeremy Park @Jwdpark]

Wiping this company and the people behind it off the face of the earth would be an incredible boon to humanity. They've done nothing but make the world a worse place.

[Brooklyn Nets @BrooklynNets]

MIKEL BROWN JR. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!! 🤯

[Dkno @Dkno1912]

Hermano yo entiendo que Brasil ya no tenga a Cafu o Dani Alves pero imposible que en 200 millones de personas no encuentren un tipo mejor que Danilo

[Maxence 🇲🇦 @user193705]

Never tweet again, I’m serious

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

"He always acted like he was smarter than us." - Front Office that just traded Jaylen Brown for 36 year old Paul George

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Osané Bin Laden vs Germany:

0/7 Dribbles
0/8 Acc. Crosses
0 Key Passes
0 Shots on Goal
23 Possessions Lost

[H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @PavlovicEra_]

1946 in an alternate timeline

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

DJ Akademiks is currently being sued for gang r*ping a woman with his friends at his home.

They drugged her, plied her with alcohol, and gang-r*ped her on the pool deck while she was unconscious.
She later woke up in his bed around 4 a.m., where Akademiks allegedly “brutally r*ped” her (including anal and vaginal penetration) as she begged him to stop.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

I hope she wins!

[CD Ciudad De Zamora @CdCiudadDZamora]

🚨 Ultima Hora 🚨

Carlo Ancelotti anuncia su dimisión como seleccionador de Brasil

[Geo D'Incau @Yosh_G]

Endrick: me gustan mucho los dinosaurios

Ancelotti:

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LAM_1878]

there’s not a bigger gap between the best and 2nd best in any sport than between messi and whoever you think is second best

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

Skepta calls out Theo Baker for slandering his footballing ability 😭

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

some people are actually living the premium edition of life

[Daniel Richtman @DanielRPK]

Underrated movie. I don’t care what anyone says this shit was cool as fuck.

[Kish @Kish_P14]

Bro who buys tickets for this 😭

[poculum winecup @poculumwinecup]

How has Declan Rice yet again come away with so much credit despite playing central midfield in a team that couldn't string any passes together for two full hours of football?