Luke Piper

#RiseOfTheLukePiper #BlessUp

[Burley Boy™ @popsicle_raps]

OMFG what is happening to Bagels Forever rn?!?!?! wtf. wtf. is Bagels OK???? is Michael ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? 😧😰 this is NOT good

[Burley Boy™ @popsicle_raps]

if the Blackhawks win game 7 I'm jumping head first off of the Bagels Forever sign, quote me on it

[Burley Boy™ @popsicle_raps]

steve nash like a real life wax version of himself

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

Gonna set a $500 budget on all my life goals

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

Need a Xanax before going to Trader Joe’s on a Saturday

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Degenerative Agriculture Advisor @PlsntVlyFarmer]

And I’m supposed to “stop eating beef to save the planet”.

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

My two factor code was just 224422 and that’s wtf I’m talking about todays gonna be a good day

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

@Srirachachau @popsicle_raps

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

There are 2 types of people, those that appreciate good music, and those that listen to country 🥴

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

@ripsizzla It should only be nouns

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

7am client cancelled but I still got my ass up at 6am anyway and now I consider myself an adult

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

Butthole jokes are the best jokes, everybody knows it

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

I just want it to be tomorrow so people stop talking about Tom Lady

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

If Rodgers isn't back next year

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I picked a bad month to pretty much allmost quit drinking

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

Kanye West is the first rapper to have a song charted on Billboard for 19 years straight.

[Luke Piper @LukieP3]

My biggest fear is having my foot fall asleep and then being chased