Federal agent

Live everyday like it's your last because one day...just one day, you'll be right/// If you can count your money, Get back to work.///Mutuwa Kan Kowa

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

"Record me if you like, we will invoke our Lagos deities to chase you Igbo people out of Lagos. We will inherit Igbo properties in Lagos.”

— Remi Tinubu, the First Lady of Nigeria.

[Hadiza Isma El-Rufai @hadizel]

@Davido

Debidoo, I know you're very generous, but I'm not asking for a handout.

I want you to buy copies of "English Language Class", a book I wrote and published in 2021.

I featured you and Chioma in it. (page 12 and page 37)

The book teaches the correct use of English Language in an entertaining and humorous way.

You can give copies to Rarara @kahuturarara and his entourage, and distribute the rest to public schools around the country as charity.

Sank you bery much in adbance.🤣

[Glenn Diesen @Glenn_Diesen]

Trump: "We're gonna bring them back to the stone ages, where they belong". Keep in mind that an initial justification for the war was to "help" Iranians.

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

THIS IS HILARIOUS 🤣

🇮🇷 Iran at 3 PM — “We will turn Israel into a shithole country”

🇮🇱 Israel at 9 PM — Iranian missiles destroyed their sewage system, turning it into literal ‘Shithole’ 😭

Iran is literally toying with them now 😂

[Dan Saurayiiii @ismaeeelamiynuu]

Someone collapsed during Tahajjud some HCWs initiated CPR, someone shouted “ku kyaleshi ya mutu a daren laylatul qadr” 😭😭🤣

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

"Sir, still no missiles headed our direction"

"Refresh it again"

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

- Open an account in Netanyahu’s name and insult me.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Social media has robbed the Muslim ummah of some basic dignity of doing things for the sake of Allah. You want to forgive your dead brother but first you have to dig up his old sinful post, further publicizing his sin as a dead muslim & quoting with forgiveness for some accolades from people on the TL. May Allah save us from the fitnah of Riyah

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

The user of the below account is dead, please recite the following Dua so it may serve Sadaqatul Jariya for him.

May Allah forgive his soul.

[Cool_Ustaaz ☪ @Cool_Ustaz]

The Fearless Martyr of Sudan

In the streets of Sudan, where fear silences millions, one young man refused to bow.
He stayed when others fled feeding the hungry, protecting the weak, and standing firm in faith as guns faced him.

He was fearless. He said, “I fear only Allah.”
He died a martyr not in despair, but in devotion.

Free Sudan 🇸🇩
Pray. Speak. Stand with humanity.

[Dr R @Mufeeedaaa]

Plant a tree for your garden in Jannah today.
Recite SubhanAllah, wal-hamdu-lillah, wa la ilaha illa-Allah, wa Allahu Akbar.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Prof Seyed Mohammad Marandi cooked the shameless lying Zionist media amazingly

[Mia Rose 🌹 @miiarosee7]

🤣🤣🤣 Umar bush duniya ne. Shi babu ruwan shi ma da seyi tinubun.

[UNCLE DEJI™️ @DejiAdesogan]

ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!

There is a new scamming technique in town called
'JUMPED'.

A scammer sends you a real deposit of money into your phone using his number.

This is not a fake deposit he sends you money, a small amount like 20k or 30k and you won't even doubt it.

After sending this money he then launches a withdrawal on your alert sim. Number.

When you receive the message on your phone that you have received some money the natural thing is to be excited and then want to check your balance.

To check balance you'll need to enter your pin.

The moment you put a pin, you will have validated his withdrawal request on your account.

Your account will automatically allow his withdrawal request and take out the money.

The trick is to lure you with a small amount initially to steal from you.

To protect yourself from this scam whenever you receive such an unexpected deposit to check your balance first enter in deliberately the wrong Code Number.

This will cancel any withdrawal requests then thereafter check your balance with your real Code Number.

With these new electronic money transfers and Artificial Intelligence coming in let's do this all the time to avoid being fooled by these scammers who are always coming up with new methods to try and steal from us.

Always share such pieces of information with family and colleagues to keep them updated and always be alert.

PLS. BE INFORMED.

*Shared as received*

[Omar Mustafa @Omar_Mustie]

An Ex-Muslim who's wanted for charges on human trafficking and terrorism in Saudi Arabia but Germany refused to extradite him because he is a peaceful Ex-Muslim who also loves the Israeli occupation and hates Muslims.

You deliberately left all these parts out.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

So, something is has been happening at @gtbank for a while now and people have not been able to talk about it, surprisingly, despite experiencing it.

There seems to be an ongoing fraud there, ripping people off their monies.

1. Your account could read ZERO balance and from nowhere, you see a MINUS N400k balance in your account as if you took a loan and the loan was due. You don't have access any money paid to you.

2. Any money that hits your account gets deducted because of the "debt" that was placed on your account magically.

3. If that is your salary account, when your salary gets paid and it hits your account, it disappears or the amount you "owe" is deducted and you are given your change.

4. You complain at customer care. They run diagnostics and find that on your last salary payment before the present one "you were paid twice" but you didn't see any alert and your account always read zero until the sudden magic. So if you do not check your account regularly, you won't know when they hit you with a minus.

5. They tell you to sort it out with your employers that a LIEN was placed on your account. You contact your employers and it is not from them as they paid ONCE. But your bank said you were paid twice.

6. You check your bank statement and it shows that you were paid by your bank (same salary amount) but it never hit your account but is it reading negative. So you "owe" them.

7. You get tossed up and down tillyou get tired. Your money GONE. Untraceable.

1 to 7 above is my story today and that of many other people i know hut who don't have a voice to call them out. Please call out this bank. Don't ignore this tweet. Don't scroll past.

It is us today, if you use GTB, it will sure get to you. Changing salary account could be done but as at now, we need to be saved from this mess. This is scam and this is unfair.

If you have a GTB account, it is advised that you take all your money out and close your account with them. A lot is happening there as at now.

Please RT, tag them and comment. Don't ignore. Please.

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

This girl na senior citizen 🤣

[Anonymous NG @AnonXNG]

When I saw the Malta 🇲🇹 NNPC comment by Dangote, I suspected there was more to it. Our group decided to investigate further.

Our discovery was deeply shocking.

Thread !

#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria

[Abba Dandume @abbaphyta]

@LukmanHaliru my ss1 chemistry note that you took despite you knowing how stern Asunomeh was🤣🤣😭