Luke

I wish I was Diogenes.
Huge proponent of judging a book by its cover.
Praying it finally happens.

[Luke @Lulecifer]

Power's out drinking tap water like a fucking serf

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Here's what the booing sounded like inside MSG when Trump was shown on the Jumbotron:

[Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 @SimplyShae13]

The culture war has changed so much...

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

BREAKING: Benny Johnson ARRESTED for breaking into Graham Platner’s house after hearing that Platner would sodomize any male home intruder

[Spade @DetectiveSpade_]

when I’m at the cum factory & they’re forcing me to bust my 25th nut of the day

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Netanyahu has CANCER

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, love for others" and some people automatically know that's a statement against them

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

LMFAO when you lay it out like this the absurdity is just STAGGERING.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

israel’s censorship regime! DHS has lists of american “domestic terrorists” that they surveil on the basis of their anti israel & anti ice activism. if you cover it, you’ll get banned over frivolous rules that ADL will establish ahead of time. surely this’ll make ppl love israel!

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

DHS deleted this one because:

-The family was driving home and got blocked.

-ICE deployed flashbangs and tear gas INSIDE the car.

-The 6-month old child stopped breathing and had to be rushed to hospital.

DHS did NO investigation & rushed to lie to defend the officers.

[Itsprobablyapril ✨ @oh_itsjustapril]

A secret third thing that they'll permanently suspend my account for if I posted

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

This reminds me of when Trump put his name on the stimulus checks but Biden didn’t. Historic own goal by the Democrats here

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[Eli Clifton @EliClifton]

Is there another word for sending troops across an internationally recognized border without the other country’s permission?

[Nathalie Baptiste 🇭🇹 @nhbaptiste]

love the idea of immigrants crossing the border and immediately outbidding a white couple for a 3 bed/2 bath in suburban Virginia

[Union Labor With American Characteristics @WithLabor]

I think Haitian immigrants deserve to live somewhere better than Ohio.

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.