Poppa Dubz 🎈

“Live it up every second, life don’t got a sequel”

[Poppa Dubz 🎈 @LumberJack_Josh]

"If you ever do anything, do it big... because everybody dies but not everybody lives." - Jacob Reed 🙏🏼👼🏻

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

US men’s team would’ve been cooked in the World Cup if we didn’t have birthright citizenship

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[Maine @mainey_maine]

Hitler after he invaded Soviet Russia

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Travis Hancock @TBoneWFNZ]

Melo already in Minnesota. He drove there in 30 minutes.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[ScreenTime @screentime]

The first-ever Lego Dragon Ball Z set has been leaked

The $200 Shenron Diorama is said to be released in November and include a Young Goku minifig

[mev 🏀🧸🌹 @mevvybear]

I’m not even kidding this is one of the greatest tweets of all time

[pp 🐧 @ppmcghee]

The end credits scene in the new Jackass movie is insane…

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Underground Beyblade leagues have started to appear in tattoo shops, parks, and malls across Asia

One tattoo parlor in Hong Kong has even started closing early to host community tournaments

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts.”

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

How can I sleep when some kid turned $34 into $420k.

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[RocketPlays @therocketplays]

so everyone on the planet bet $250 on Messi, Mbappe and Haaland 2+ goals except me ?

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Maga is boycotting the Obama Presidential Library... as if they have ever even stepped foot in a library anyways lol