Ol' King Cole

you're lucky I'm mentally unstable otherwise it'd all be over for you nerds.
27. they/them (or W/E don't stress)
my banner is a hilarious joke trust me.
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[Ol' King Cole @LumberSNACK]

You can laugh it's mental illness

[Sidney From Melbourne 💋 @sidneyfrommelb]

The Australian backrooms is infinite Woolies that turns into chemist warehouse where you have to log in to MyGov and then contact Centrelink

[😐👍 @vampirepoem]

australian backrooms is an infinite woolies

[Ol' King Cole @LumberSNACK]

@lovemesomevitaC Correct

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[Ol' King Cole @LumberSNACK]

@ax_ferg Right??

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[Jacus @jjjacus]

I’m seeing too many guys “looking for RN” on Grindr. If you need a registered nurse, please get off your phone and go to the hospital.

[Low-Poly Paul Atreides @muaddibstyle]

Scorsese is pro-AI for the same reason so many middle aged and older people in creative industries are, and the same reason all those college administrators we saw getting booed were: they are being lied to about something they don’t really understand by enthusiastic rich people.

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

this is genuinely terrifying wtf are we doing

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

it’s because they’re brushing their non existence hair out of their face like it’s some kind of phantom limb

[Jake Baldino @JakeBaldino]

when your mom dies and you give her a nice burial ceremony meanwhile she's sent to hellworld to get beat up and kill everything

[GRAYSONFIN @Grayson_Fin]

Buggy The Clown
One Piece

#ONEPIECE #buggy

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[DETOUR 🔁 @dumbhotvirgo]

Gay men will be transphobic but still smoke meth....baby you cutting out the wrong T 😭😭😭

[bray ★ bray @urbrayfriend]

successfully avoided this bc when i was freshly 18 on grindr a random man gave me a paragraph’s worth of information about what everything meant on the app with the emojis and spellings of things bc he saw how young i was and i never saw him again. truly my hero.

[Ol' King Cole @LumberSNACK]

@kzzrttt I bet Larry goes on at least once a month and special occasions

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I hope they include why the show was cancelled after one of the predators Chris Hansen was investigating was revealed to be a government official and killed himself before cops could arrest him.

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Made by humans for humans.

[bolshevik-menshevik swing voter @polemicpingu]

I'm not even 30 and I can tell this is a different climate, a different world, to the one of my childhood. there's no excuse for the boomers/Gen Xers to blithely dismiss the fact

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

you take it off and penises just keep coming out of it