Lumber Jack

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

I don't celebrate no-shave November; I just don't shave.

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

I just love the *clack* sound a split piece of wood makes when it hits the pile.
#onomatopoeia
#lumberjacksays

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

Join in the fun! Tweet a #yourcoffeesnotstrongenough joke, and tag me, and I'll probably retweet!
#lumberjacksays

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

If it doesn't make you feel like you could punch a bear, then #yourcoffeesnotstrongenough.

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

If it's not darker than your belt, #yourcoffeesnotstrongenough.

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

If there's not coffee grounds in it, #yourcoffeesnotstrongenough.

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

If you don't say, "that'll put hair on your chest!" than #yourcoffeesnotstrongenough.

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

Man, it felt like someone put water in my coffee this morning.
#yourcoffeesnotstrongenough

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

There is a time and a place for everything. A lumberjack does not fell a tree in the night. Know the proper time for what you do.

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

What do you prefer: waffles or pancakes? Bacon or sausage? I might retweet this evening!
#lumberjackasks #bacon #waffles #lumberjack #beard

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

Fall: my favorite season. After a hard day lumberjacking, I love to read a good book in front of the fireplace.
#lumberjack #fall

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

Bring your axe with you.

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

#beards

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

A fire to which no fuel is added will quickly burn through that little which it has and will soon die.

[Beard Emoji 🧔 @beard_emoji]

@Lumberjacksays we're working on it but need signatures to get noticed ;)# http://t.co/RzAstiZ2Oq

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

@Scottie2469 no problem brother

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

@Scottie2469 @BeardedBearsMan is it still taking signatures? Tweet me the link and I'll retweet

[Grandpa Beardo @GrandpaBeardo]

@Scottie2469 @Lumberjacksays I Bloody hope so! Seems like #Beardism to me #BeardBrothers

[Lumber Jack @Lumberjacksays]

Why is there no beard emoji? The best you can get is a mustache or Santa.
#beard #lumberjack #emoji