Lumber Jack Jesus

drugs. sex. drugs.

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

Haven’t tweeted in awhile. Been busy standing 69ing with your mother. Stay tuned for new music.

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

How's your sisters asshole doing?

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

@k_bechtell send noodz

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@RobRomeo congrats on being a faggot.

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Giving away our user name and password to our brazzers account. Rt for a chance to win.

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

@Jordan_Izzo25 I'll plow your drive way

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

Our new album is dropping 64 years from now. Be sure to join us at Consol Energy Center for the official release concert. Bring your mother.

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

Roses are red. My guitar is gold. Tell your mother I like them old.

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

While you're at Barth Grooks gig tonight rest assured we are slamming your mom.

[Allan Joseph @AJPSU3307]

@Lumberjacksex you're my hero....#clarinetplayersgetallthehotchix #keeprockingthatwoodwind

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@AJPSU3307 but most importantly. Bang your bros mom.

[Allan Joseph @AJPSU3307]

@Lumberjacksex http://t.co/PqvctfgfOX

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Is your mother missing? You can find her in the Lumber Jack Jesus touring van topping off every band member. #roadhead

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

BREAKING NEWS: Band member Marcus Cook breaks his string of consecutive days of masterbation. 6 more weeks of winter to come

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Super Bowl prediction: Me plowing your mom's vaginal crease #bigdicks

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

Hit us up today If your driveway or mother needs plowed.

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

Giving away a game used vibrator from my aunt to the 100th follower. Follow with caution. This could fuck up your life.

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

None of the girls I had sex with last night were as good looking as Jared Leto

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

If you like drinking Jack Daniels through a fire hose you'll probably like our music we haven't made yet. #drunkbyhose

[Lumber Jack Jesus @Lumberjacksex]

Former band member @SEEOHOHKAY talks about his battle with chronic masterbation in next month's @RollingStone. Which led to his departure.