Keith Lumley

Ex Network Rail media man, now semi-retired. Working summer seasons as council park ranger and volunteering in County Hospital Stafford outpatients coffee shop.

[Keith Lumley @LumleyK]

@brightonsnapper @Morrisons Our unleaded has just gone up by 2p a litre. (Tesco, Stafford 101.9p)

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@NormanBrennan I don't know you but I feel your pain and wish you well for the future. I look forward to reading your Tweets again whenever you feel the time is right.

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@MelissaBujeda Stay safe. Times are tough in the US at the moment, I guess.

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@MelissaBujeda @staffsresponse Crikey, that took some nerve and strength. Well done one and all.

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@KingsNortonFire @WestMidsFire Crikey, can it be cleaned or is it written off?

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@brightonsnapper @WestSussexFire @EastSussexFRS @AdurWorthingPol What was it - another scrapyard fire? We are always getting them in the West Mids and Staffordshire.

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@SuzanneEvans1 @metpoliceuk That video is absolutely pathetic

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@eCommencal @StaffsFire @StaffsPolice Thanks. Didn't realise that the tunnel has doors.

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@CMPG What determines whether a vehicle gets crushed? Is there a simple explanation?

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@wmasAmyK Sleep. I've never been a night owl.

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@woolismybread Never mind huge apologies, you'd have had a huge cake😁

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@mcdaidpatrick01 @IrishLights Really like the 3rd shot, with the reflection in the water.

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@themetskipper Great catch. What sort of street value would that be?

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@WrightJ180982 Just curious - how old is the yellow chopper photo? Didn't think they were used any more

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@VinnymanOne If it's your fence, can't you simply remove it?

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@Yorkshireimages How did the calf hold up?

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@MasterDave_S @WorthingJournal @brightonsnapper They are nitrous oxide canisters - the sort of thing used in Sodastream machines. The 'kids' discharge them into balloons then sniff the gas as a way of getting 'high'.

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@BBCSport @BBCNews I sincerely hope that whenever football does restart, players seen spitting during a game get an immediate red card. Never seen the need to spit and its even more pertinent in the current situation.

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@Tadley12 @Basingstoke_01 @RyanHFRS @hfrs_control Makes me wonder why you need a patio heater in this weather.