Lumno Fail Travel

Ryanair of the rails. Part of the incompetent @WorstgroupUK family.
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I got blocked by The official Lumo account LOL!

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Glasgow, we're coming for you, once we decide which station to serve!

https://t.co/QVVVpGaCYx

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@dog_gem @LNEFailway ^Simon

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@LNEFailway Gotta get the bottom of the barrel ^Simon

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Basically, Adelantes aren't available so we got the next shittiest thing

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FirstGroup explains why Class 222s were "only option" for Lumo Euston-Stirling service
https://t.co/t5RGgBxqhx

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Bristol is where the money is at!

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FirstGroup announces another new Lumo plan - this time Hereford to Paddington
https://t.co/QQCefd523D

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@LNEFailway @GrandCancel @AlstomUK @LumoTravel Nah, we want our passengers to suffer in our crappy blue seats ^Simon

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Network Rail: Lumo's Paignton plans "cannot be supported"

https://t.co/6YdmKdNKts

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@AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @ediz1975 Manchester has nothing on Geordies ^Simon

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@AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @ediz1975 Cut them short at Metrocentre ^Simon

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@AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @ediz1975 Only Northern Failway can ^Simon

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@AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @ediz1975 LNEF can't be arsed to serve Morpeth ^Simon

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@LNEFailway @AondosooW86655 @ediz1975 We all do mate ^Simon

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@AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @ediz1975 Yes, for an extra fee. But we'll only take you from Stevenage to Morpeth ^Simon

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@dog_gem @AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @helltrains1 @GrandCancel @not_northern @thameshite ^Simon

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@AondosooW86655 @dog_gem @LNEFailway @helltrains1 @GrandCancel @not_northern @thameshite ^Simon

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@AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @helltrains1 @GrandCancel @not_northern @thameshite Only £2.5BN ^Simon

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@dog_gem @AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @helltrains1 @GrandCancel @not_northern @thameshite Worst Group outsources from weird places ^Simon

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@AondosooW86655 @LNEFailway @helltrains1 @GrandCancel @not_northern @thameshite #ShouldHaveUsedRyanairInTheFirstPlace ^Simon