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HOOOOOOOO! My toes are blue!

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@elonmusk What if I’m 70, asshole!?

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Peckers looking a little funny this evening. Colours off. Maybe I should stop stuffing the mailman without a dingle hoodie. Then again, maybe not.

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@H2OTheTree @yrheadga @butihen @briantylercohen Shut your trap chaos. Nobody cares. This isn’t about a deer you spray with your machine gun and hang on your wall so your friends know how tough you are. It’s about children getting murdered in your shitty country.

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@_LukeSeymour_ @WalterHolder3 @JackPosobiec Luke I bet you’re under six feet, aren’t you?

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@MarkAgu04819316 @WalterHolder3 @JackPosobiec You’re an idiot. The year is 2022, you fool. The only thing you Americans use your guns for is to shoot each other.

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@eb454 @JackPosobiec Wow beth! You’re so quirky and cool! No. You’re fat. Your AR identifies as a cheeseburger.

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@BigBeatlesFan58 @JackPosobiec Shut up, you clown.

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Just shat my drawers. Been happening now and again as I get older. I don’t care. I walk around town with that steamer sagging my pants and blame everyone around me for farting. HA!

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@blairewhite @joerogan Joe Rug is a cone head

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@fanboypen_ @elonmusk @BernieCigarette Absolute numbskull!

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@KornBreadd22 I got some advice! Quit and get a real job, millennial scum!

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@BernieCigarette What a fucking rig! You must pick pussy off the street like groceries off the shelf! Hopefully that hog bounced into a tree and died.

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Fuck you, Scabmite, you scumbag thief! @scabb_h I told you what would happen if I caught you stealing my refundables again! I’m gonna plow that sow pig you call a wife! Kawabungis!

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Got caught yanking my hog this morning. My niece, 18, walks into my room to say hello. She caught me in the act and screamed. WHEN she screamed her breasts heaved, and I came on the spot.

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@CleanSanchezz Just where I wonder did that greasy old garbage sorting bum get a nice pair of gloves? Glad you took em, Sanch! Hopefully his fingers freeze!

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I once knew a guy in my youth called FAT STINKY. Buddy wore the dirtiest beanie you ever laid eyes on, and yes his gut would put lizzo to shame and he stunk like cat litter. So many holes in his clothes it was a wonder he was so pasty white. Good times!

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@CleanSanchezz The trick, Mr. Sanchez, is to paint your dingle so that it looks like part of yer jeans. I got my granddaughter to do it with her finger paint. Worked like a charm! #badgrandpa

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Hello benylin and captain morgan. Goodbye to all the feeling in my feet. #kowabunga amigos!

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Goddamn gypsy came by the house today looking for used clothing. Armpit hair on her like a gorilla! I sicked Harold the hog on her. Oh how she ran! But not fast enough! Harold took a chunk out of her leg the size of a peach. I’m gonna dry the skin out and hang it on the wall.

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@joe_hill @StephenKing Get off it then, Joe! You damn hippocripple! Stick to writing on the page ye damn slug!